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Nothing has ever been real, we’re in a simulation

Timing is everything

And here we go.

I don’t know what these markets are smoking on still, but 4/20 has passed. $SPY is very high These markets are VERY HIGH

When will you realize? 1 Bitcoin = 1 Bitcoin

The faster people realize that ALL of #Bitcoin ( $BTC ) supply has “been mined” the faster the supply crunch happens. Which it turns make your Bitcoin worth more, to someone like BlackRock ( $BLK )

It’s happening.. Buy Bitcoin ( $BTC ) now. Current price : $27,370 Price Target : $114,7xx

People don’t realize how fast Bitcoin’s ( $BTC ) valuation increases, algo’s run the world. Bitcoins current price is $16,879.71

The S&P 500 ended the day at another all-time high, its 8th of the year. $SPX Video: youtube.com/watch?v=IC55jw…

The S&P 500 has returned an average of 12% per year since 1980 and has done so despite an average intra-year drawdown of 14%, and often drawdowns that are much worse. The lesson? Volatility doesn’t equal a permanent financial loss unless you sell.

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The tracing here is worth a closer look -- it shows the operational playbook pretty cleanly. Three steps: 𝟭. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗮𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗧𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗮𝗱𝗼 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵. Six wallets. Each one got 0.10 ETH. Same amount, every time. Then two more wallets got 0.04 ETH from Relay.link. They did this about 10 hours BEFORE the attack. Nobody does that by accident. Total planning. 𝟮. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗶𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗮𝗰𝗸. Instead of using one wallet, they used all six at the same time. Smaller pieces. Harder to catch. Meanwhile one wallet went to Aave, put up the stolen rsETH, and borrowed 28.68 ETH against it. That's where the bad debt came from. Very smart. Very bad. 𝟯. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗽𝘂𝘁 𝗶𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗼𝗴𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿. All six wallets sent everything to ONE address. Then the laundering starts. Mixer money → split attack → one wallet at the end. These people knew EXACTLY what they were doing. Not amateurs. Sad!

Due to the KelpDAO exploiter borrowing over 82,600 $ETH ($195M) from #Aave using $RSETH as collateral, bad debt has appeared on #Aave. Many whales have withdrawn funds from #Aave, causing its TVL to drop from $26.396B to $20.114B — a decline of $6.28B. Major withdrawals include: • MEXC withdrew $431M • Whale 0x7CD0 (possibly linked to Nonco) withdrew $405.7M • Abraxas Capital withdrew $392M ...

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Teva ( $TEVA ) has reportedly won a reinstatement of USD 177mln patent case against Eli Lilly ( $LLY )

US insurance programme for ships to transit the Strait of Hormuz is nearly "ready to go"

JUST IN: The U.S. Government (Bitfinex Hacker Seized Funds) just deposited 8.2 $BTC($606K) to #CoinbasePrime. intel.arkm.com/explorer/entit…

Nissan held talks with Chery Auto on building cars in Sunderland

UK lenders this week began lowering their fixed-rate mortgages, after a month of steep interest rate rises triggered by market turmoil following the Iran war