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I am Ezekiel Sims, The Spectacular Lawyer-Man.
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Ezekiel Sims, Attorney and Therapist.
Tham gia Kasım 2024
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Your back posture sucks, you should sue your chiropractor and hire me.
Best of Black Cat@comfortblackcat
BLACK CAT, OH MY GOD #MarvelRivals
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Spider-Man and Peter Parker are the same guy?!
Marvel Rivals Intel@RivalsAssembled
‼️NEW SPIDER-MAN PETER PARKER THE PHOTOGRAPHER 📅UNTIL MAY 15TH
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As long as it's not illegal in this state's legislation, it's fine.
♡ Skullz ☠️@Skullz_Skeleton
What would you do if you saw this?
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@RamBukenyaash //I'm suing you for not knowing polls can have images now
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PARKERLUCK.⠀
Ok I’m doing a voting poll, i wanna make another parody acc
But which one should I be?
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Okay, scratch that, reverse it.
I'm no longer suing you for false advertising and I will go get a hearing aid.
Transformers (and more) 🍉@Tf_multimuse
@WebSlingAssKick 💨: “I think you need to get your ears checked” ⚡️: “first of all I said lightning, not light, and second of all I already claimed the fact that it might’ve been a lie”
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Let's check that.
I have a timer and if you are not as fast as the speed of light, I'll sue you for false advertising.
Transformers (and more) 🍉@Tf_multimuse
[TF bait] 💨: “how the hell are you catching up with me” ⚡️: “dude haven’t you heard, I’m as fast as lightning, well that’s a lie…. but I just got upgrades to make me fast”
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@PenelopeaLeaf I-UHHH..... I WILL SUE YOU FOR YOUR ILLEGAL BUSINESSMAN PRACTICES MS. PENELOPEA!
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𝘈𝘭𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘯, 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘊𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘈𝘱𝘱, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵, 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.
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@WebSlingAssKick Neither will i! What kind of example would i give to the little seedlings?
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Aight, man. I take cashapp or paypal.
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Do you have any prior approval and a tax stamp from the government under the National Firearms Act?
I know these aren't guns but on a technicality, web shooters are a type of gun.
𝔼𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕙 𝟠𝟛𝟜-𝕂@LATRO_TECH_US
“The technology was personally created and designed within my own personal training room.”
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@PenelopeaLeaf I will NOT be participating in such a... DISGUSTING and a.... HORRIBLE deal!
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𝘋𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰 𝘸𝘪𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘧𝘦𝘳, 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘩 𝘰𝘯 𝘮𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸.
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@WebSlingAssKick Indeed! Neither of us should be participating in this kind of conversation!
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That's like 2 dollars
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@PenelopeaLeaf I'm a law abiding citizen, I would never accept such a preposterous deal!
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𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘯 𝘜𝘚𝘋?
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@WebSlingAssKick Gasp! A bribe!? Im a hero, id never do that!
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*Whispers* I can give them for 20 coins, just for you, my friend.
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@TeCh_ArAcHnId For Tech Spider:
𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙣𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙮.
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙜𝙖𝙡?
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@PenelopeaLeaf *gets up close.*
𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙇𝘼𝙒 𝙃𝘼𝙎 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙆𝙀𝙉!
*whispers* unless...
𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘗𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴?
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@PenelopeaLeaf //I will die on the hill that this franchise died when GW2 stopped getting content updates
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Unplug the entire franchize right now.
PvZ can die now and no one would care.
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@PenelopeaLeaf You'll have to fight it in court and a relative will be sentenced and jailed if you are to lose the case.
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@WebSlingAssKick ...
I cant go to jail, im a plant.
I dont even have a birth certufucare.
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@PenelopeaLeaf -ons to prevent pest spread, though small-scale, casual sales may sometimes go unnoticed.
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@PenelopeaLeaf Selling plants from a car in the US is generally not allowed without proper permits, as it is considered street vending, which is regulated at local and state levels. Legal operation typically requires a nursery license, peddler's permit, and state-specific agricultural inspecti-
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// Nightly reminder to follow all my alts!
@616HomoKaiju and @WebSlingAssKick
and if you want, go follow my mains?:
@FuGJoed69 (barely post on there)
@jaeparaposting (dead rn but I'll revive it when "the album" drops)
[I can't use my writer tag because Twitter SUCKS]
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