Ian Dundore

Damnit, it's too nice out. I can't get any work done.

I am nowhere near as drunk as I want slash need to be. I gun go play vidjo game.

?Madre de Dios, es el POLLO DIABLO![ In a meeting ] (There was an error receiving this message. Either you and SpaceYoru have different ...

I'm not here right now

?Madre de Dios, es el POLLO DIABLO![ In a meeting ] (There was an error receiving this message. Either you and SpaceYoru have different ...

I'm not here right now

Obligatory PSA to not mourn this dying platform.

Also, decennial reminder: Twitter is stupid and using it makes you stupider.

Yeah, just making sure my account doesn't get deleted. Once again, Godspeed #ButtsecksShepard.

IS THERE A LONG GERMAN WORD FOR HOLDING BACK A BIT SO YOU DON'T EMBARRASS YOUR OPPONENT TOO MUCH? NO. NO THERE ISN'T.

@sportswithjohn @AFCWimblyWombly The only strikers who can save Brazil now? Bald John Green and Other John Green.

This is the World Cup's red wedding.

"When you get what HP Lovecraft would call 'the AIDSmouth look', you see the doc and he cuts fish people out of your throat"

@Crufix Oddly enough, Danish breakfasts are mostly white bread, cheese and cold cuts. There's no danishes in Danish breakfast.

Also, it's good to see my naming conventions haven't changed in 7 years. Godspeed, Buttsecks Shepard.

Finished Mass Effect 3 last night - late, but I was still using my save from 2007, which is oddly fulfilling.

Rock Simulator 2014. It was only a matter of time, really. steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/fi…

COURAGE! DOMINATE! EAT WORLD! @jimmyeatworld USA! USA! #USAvsGER #WorldCupcakes HT: @MenInBlazers

On the other hand, moneyhat photo.

Just recovered this ancient Twitter account after seven years of dormancy. Nothing good can come of this.