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me when i get flashbacks from the corny shit i did

JUST IN: 🇩🇪🇮🇱 Volkswagen in talks with the Israeli government to shift one of its factories from cars to missile defense production.

Dame in the lab 🔥

The ball knocked over a fans beer and she was PISSED 😭

From the toilet to the sea.

🚨 BREAKING: The U.S. Senate just rejected a Democrat-led resolution to block Trump’s Iran operation. Vote: 53–47. The war continues.

Leavitt: "How many more Americans have to die before the Democrats end this madness?"

The Cody Rhodes bus tour over WWE WrestleMania 42 weekend, priced at $9,950 per person, has sold out.

WOW: 🇺🇸 For the first time, the U.S. passport exits the list of the world’s top ten most powerful passports.

Purchasing the San Francisco Giants' 9-9-9 challenge box gets you nine mini dogs, nine glasses (an estimated 3-4 ounces) and a tall can of Coors Light. But the beer is not enough to fill every glass up to the level that anyone would consider a regular pour.

OpenAI is shutting down its AI video slop-making platform Sora.

LOLOLOL What a fucking joke

We’re saying goodbye to the Sora app. To everyone who created with Sora, shared it, and built community around it: thank you. What you made with Sora mattered, and we know this news is disappointing. We’ll share more soon, including timelines for the app and API and details on preserving your work. – The Sora Team

NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING IF SHE WAS IN OFFICE

Due to the Democrat’s Shutdown, I’ve asked the Financial Clerk of the Senate to hold my salary. It’s not right for Members of Congress to be paid if the working men and women of DHS aren’t.

Rapper, free speech champion, patriotic suit model - maybe Afroman really should be president

If you had $15 to spend which one are you choosing?