Locked In Zenitsu

Jamie Foxx tells Cameron Diaz they had to kick an extra off Dreamgirls after Eddie Murphy walked out and the extra asked if that was the donkey from Shrek 😭🫏

Firing a submachine gun underwater

Most INTs thrown over the past 3 seasons: Geno Smith - 41 Baker Mayfield - 37 Patrick Mahomes - 36 Tua Tagovailoa - 36 Josh Allen - 34 Trevor Lawrence - 33 Brock Purdy - 33 Jared Goff - 32 Bryce Young - 30 Jordan Love - 28

Is Hyrox the new midlife crisis activity?

Episode 7 is gonna leave a Mark.

Underrated genre of post on animation twitter is “person who doesn’t understand side characters as a concept and thinks they get less screen time because the writers have a personal vendetta against them or something”

when a guy on the R train is screaming about killing all white bitches and I’m a white bitch but the next R isn’t for 11 minutes and I get a $10 charge if I’m late for my workout class

Former NBA player Yao Ming returned to his alma mater, Shanghai Jiao Tong University (SJTU), to attend the university's 130th anniversary celebration.

Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.

Utah transfer Terrence Brown will visit North Carolina on Monday, per his advisor Adam Kado. Averaged 19.9 PPG last season.

My top names for Oklahoma City’s UFL mascot: - Bison (State Animal) - Bombers (S/O Tinker) - Lightning (should be obvious) - Outlaws (Feels like 1984) - Yard Dawgz (Remember them?)