Jonathan Smith

Why do I always seem to have the wrong vermouth variety

Sometimes you fart in the broadcast booth and there’s just no escape

What exactly does one do at a *networking event*?

why are there so many fucking people at costco rn

106 degrees outside. Beer is the only answer

You ever just sitting there minding your business and then boom the price is right theme song gets stuck in yer head?

Day off. Doin laundry. Listening to Brat. Dancing with the vacuum. He’s in his late 30s, folks.

I’ve become one of those people that says “aww big stretch” every time a dog (or other animal) stretches and I’m not sure how this happened.

Dear lord do I love a good cheese danish

this shit is so sick

buying gear drunk on red wine is a good idea, right?

It’s Saturday morning and I’m listening to Phish dear lord

You guys ever wonder if your snare drum collection is just an expression of your fear of death?

You ever fuck around and eat a whole tube of crescent rolls in one sitting?

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Thinking of starting a sexy drummer website called Only Flams. #sorry #imtrulysorry #cheapfills #onceagainiamjustsosorry

In other words I must keep eating it and will save none for leftovers

The Truth lies somewhere within this plate of Pad Kee Mao

Almost always eating too much pasta before shows

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