zeus

honestly idk

There are no words.

@macaiyla I just got a Dakota a few weeks ago, I wish I got the trailer deal tho🥲

Finally got a fuckin truck AND it came with a trailer WOOOO

@BanqLover Now double down and repost one from pre pandemic, what do you have to lose

Last year I fumbled this girl because I blacked out after I got her back to my dorm and I just found out I accidentally reposted one of her pictures from 2024 on Instagram last night, I am a retarded chud!!

Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table

@GudfellaMusic #selfcare #selfreflection

I think I need to go to Coachella to figure some shit out idk

Just re-watched Interstellar. I have been reborn. Any other space movies even half as good as this?

@CPBITW316 Me and my cousins would put one glove on our right hands and duke that shit out, straight fucking haymakers to the dome

These were like twenty dollars when I was a kid….

@JBidensearpiece @unlimited_ls lol it’ll be a cold day in hell before our own pedophile president recognizes someone for taking out one of his own!

@unlimited_ls Should receive a presidential medal for his service

NEW: Florida teen kills s*x offender and dumps two suitcases stuffed with his remains "because he was a s*x offender ... and he wanted to kill him" Lucas Jones, 19, is facing multiple charges, including murder The remains of Colie Lee Daniel, 28, were found after officers responded to a report of an abandoned suitcase attracting vultures Jones’ girlfriend told detectives that he confessed to killing Daniel, saying, "I killed somebody and cut him up." She said Jones told her he targeted Daniel "because he was a s*x offender ... and he wanted to kill him." The girlfriend said she didn’t know how Jones and Daniel met, "but knows [Jones] had printed a list of nearby s*x offenders." According to the affidavit, Jones admitted killing Daniel with a baseball bat, dismembering the body, and placing the remains into suitcases and storage containers

@Gilded_Wrath @OldRowAggies You probably have your kids on some registry to meet him you fucking nonce😭😂😂😂 single celled conservative cucks are literal comedy, you are genuinely that much of a bird brain?? Hilarious 😭🤣🤣

@_LifeofZeus @OldRowAggies Could not care less if he gets arrested.

For the record this guy is universally disliked on our campus

@chuckism1 @OldRowAggies

@_LifeofZeus @OldRowAggies Have you had sex with a man before?

@Gilded_Wrath @OldRowAggies

@_LifeofZeus @OldRowAggies You’re Mexican we don’t care what you have to say

@CarlsJr Smoking on that KT, No Keta!!!!!😭

sorry i got the munchies

No way I just got John porked thinking it was a bag #shrink #myself

@rtwlz 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

@rtwlz Of course ppl are already drawing Israeli flags smh

my friends and i bought a foreclosed alley in san francisco. it's an actual road that cars drive down! we're letting the entire internet design a mural on it. submit a drawing, vote on them, and the top 1,280 get painted on the pavement permanently ⬇️

@MuchoTV2 T griz figured it out, realized he didn’t have to put his freedom on the line and be a fucking idiot🤣🤣now bro is literally printing cash playing RP

Every rapper that’s ever had a good first day out always goes back. Only exception Tee Grizzley, he just lives vicariously through GTA RP instead

@SciFiScorpio @touya_improlla L

@touya_improlla This is my Corolla hatchback. I want a Tesla, but my Corolla still has a lot of life left.

Hey guys in the U.S., The Corolla is popular in both Japan and the States, but we actually have a wagon version here in Japan 😎 Would you want one?