Dr. N.R. Luke

@TheCinesthetic It would be like telling a painter: "You must use AT LEAST 15% blue in your paintings and a minimum of 20% red, or no galleries will display them." He's right. Art is art. Once you start legislating it, it's not art anymore. It's paint by numbers.

@adamscochran Or it's just the PPT doing what it's been doing since the 1990s.

5 minutes before Trump’s announcement: * $1.5B notional worth of S&P500 (ES) futures are bought in a single clip. * $192M notional of oil futures (CL) sold. More than 4x-6x any other trade size during the market close. Insiders profited from his lies in broad daylight!

@SwipeWright That doesn't look like it was even written by a dyslexic. Shouldn't the title be "Brian, My Evol Dyslexic I"? 😂 x.com/SwipeWright/st…

Now the New York Times is running pieces about dyslexia and Newsom presenting Trump as an abelist bully. I told you they were going to go all-in on the dyslexia angle! "Disabled" and/or "neurodivergent" are the only intersectional "identities" he can claim, and they're going to milk it for all it's got.

Did you know that Gavin Newsom was "dyslexic" before he brought it up last week? It's obvious what he's doing. He knows that the woke left is going to heavily penalize him for being a straight, white guy. He desperately needed to surface some "oppressed" intersectional identity. He's going with "disabled" and will start "calling out" his opponents for "abelism" now. The only other option he had was some "trans" identity like "nonbinary." But he knows he couldn't pull that off, and gender ideology is increasingly cringe and politically unpopular. Although I wouldn't totally write off the possibility of him flirting with this. His best bet was "disabled." You could tell he was itching to bring it up, as his recent call-out was a serious stretch. The last time he mentioned it on X was 10 years ago. Expect to see him bring it up more and more during his presidential campaign.

@CrackerBill67 @InternetH0F Okay, see the debris here? Nothing had run over the wall prior to this. Storms often generate rogue waves. So yes, heavy surf *within which* was a rogue wave. Whether we want to argue the exact terminology, either way, it's clear it was more powerful than the others.

@_LukeCSkywalker @InternetH0F I grew up 2 blocks from there, the street runs downhill from that wall. It sucks that 8 looky loos got knocked on there ass. There was a fire truck parked right there to inform people of the danger. True rogue waves are not predictable but I don't want to play semantics.☮️

They were filming on the beach when suddenly this happened 😳

@CrackerBill67 @InternetH0F lol, no, that's not a "decent set." When 8 people get injured, one critically, and the surf runs down the street for half a mile, that's not "heavy surf." That's a rogue wave. But hey, I've only lived oceanfront for 17 years, wtf do I know.

@_LukeCSkywalker @InternetH0F The street side of the wall was already wet from previous waves breaching it. By rogue wave if you mean a decent set, you are correct.

@CrackerBill67 @InternetH0F It's a rogue wave during heavy surf at high tide. The streets were dry, so this wasn't the normal surf.

@_LukeCSkywalker @InternetH0F It's just heavy surf at high tide. The wet sand is because the waves had already made it that far.

@akafaceUS Gene Simmons auditioning for the role of Unhinged Serial Killer...

In 1983, the band KISS appeared in public without their signature makeup for the very first time, revealing their faces to fans.

@NoContextHumans After paying the Federal Cow Tax, the Local Bovine Fee, and the Climate Cow Farts Consumption Tax, you lost $89.6 million. x.com/NoContextHuman…

This is terrible news. Trump announced the "Witch will continue throughout the week," which means we all need to keep our magic defenses on full alert at least until Saturday. Damn witches! 😂

@MattWalshBlog Hi Matt, I'd like to take a moment to talk to you about Paragraph Breaks.

I've said before that ship captains during the age of discovery were some of the most impressive human beings to ever live. We have trouble appreciating just how unimaginably great these men were. They had to play the role of navigator, cartographer, astronomer, logistics manager, military commander, judge, police captain, diplomat, CEO, recruiter, accountant and governor, all at the same time, and all under extreme duress, out in the middle of the ocean, cut off from the rest of the world where the penalty for one wrong decision was the death of everyone on board. These are some of the most brilliant and gifted human beings the world has ever known. Nobody on Earth today can come close to matching them. They had a level of both skill and physical courage that just doesn't exist on the planet today.

Christopher Columbus is the ultimate IQ test. You immediately know that someone is a retarded halfwit if they start screeching some nonsense about how Columbus was a genocidal maniac or whatever. Intelligent students of history understand that he is one of the great men of western civilization. This is an awesome move by the White House.

Ah yes, 2026, where proud public displays of paranoid schizophrenia become viral videos.

@henrydavidmoses @Stealthy_GCoach @LivingTricks_ Exactly! "Theresa woman..." isn't proper grammar.

@_LukeCSkywalker @Stealthy_GCoach @LivingTricks_ Your answer makes 100x more sense than the “correct answer”. Theresa woman on a boat? There’s a woman Ana boat makes. The sentence collapses the “right way”

Read it again carefully. The answer is literally right in front of you 😏

@DoaAmerica @TomStraw01 @ksorbs Pretty sure you could answer your own question here

@_LukeCSkywalker @TomStraw01 @ksorbs What has that to do with the original post?

I still can't this is real Q: “The Promised Land” is entirely Nordic and it lacks diversity. Arcel: “Hmm.. well first of all, the film takes place in Denmark in the 1750s”

It’s so weird to me that investigating fraud is somehow now right-coded. Daycare fraud, hospice fraud, autism fraud…these fraudsters are stealing our federal tax dollars in plain sight. Demanding accountability should not be considered a partisan thing at all.

DHS: “Hey states, send us your voter-registration data and we’ll help you identify noncitizens who may have registered” Red States: “Great; will do!” Blue States: “No” DHS: “Why” Blue States: “Umm … noncitizens don’t vote, you’re racist, January 6th … and climate change” This is why we need the SAVE America Act Share if you agree

@faavoredsoul The AI slop pranked everyone watching.

This 3D Street Art Pranked everyone 😂

@iamnotshouting Yeah, I've heard that one, but it doesn't make sense. "Theresa woman..." isn't proper grammar. 🤷‍♂️

@_LukeCSkywalker Theresa. (There's a)

Can someone just tell us the right answer to this dumb f-ing riddle already? My guess is "Anna Boat." "There's a woman, Anna Boat, on a lake, wearing a coat." But I've heard variations of this for years AND NOBODY EVER TELLS US WHAT'S RIGHT I DON'T THINK ANYONE KNOWS

@ClownWorld Ah yes, 2026, where proud public displays of paranoid schizophrenia become viral videos.

Just stay at home