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Tarzan'd him. Dang.

Imagine losing your life savings and then you’ve got fucking Wall-E & his mates Gegenpressing you as you try leave

Por dios es el mejor gol amateur de la historia, como vas a clavarla así desde TU PROPIO rebote hermano ni Ronaldinho

Sometimes when my life’s too happy and cheery I go into the Maryhill farm foods to knock me back down to reality

Gunnersaurus has been let go by Arsenal Football Club. Shambles. Today will go down in history as one of the darkest days at the club.

Legend 😂 #bcafc

Tip of the day: Brock Lesnar to win 2027 royal rumble at 20/1

What a coincidence that they released more Epstein files while bananas are getting greener. As if we’ve not noticed

If I was on the Traitors. I'd be on that full size snooker table all day. "Paul, who do you think the traitor is? ". "Not now, Claudia I'm on a middle blue for a 50".

I absolutely hate going for a barry white with a jacket on

Bet Clive is looking forward to his Christmas dinner tomorrow… “Fucking roasties everywhere Clive.”

If I could banish one thing from humanity forever, it’d be a tough call between war and the pogues

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What a momentous day. First pub quiz win of this decade ☑️

#requestabet Every Yousef Chermiti touch to bounce 15 yards from point of contact tonight?

the andrew formerly known as prince

Club Statement

BREAKING: Sky Sports News understands that Rangers manager Russell Martin will be sacked, with an official announcement expected from the club on Monday morning 🚨

Russell Martin could be in bed with Lucy Pinder, fail to get a hard-on and tell her she didn’t have the right mentality or support him enough to arose him.

Martin going for the throw enough shit at the wall tactic then