Aeon

@amilittleshiny Can I have a kiss? It’s my birthday on Friday 😘

@geka9400 I’ve never thought you looked anything less than amazing ❤️ Just make sure you keep taking care of yourself, proud of you 🤗

I genuinely do not remember looking like this I don’t even feel like I’ve gained that much weight but apparently I have

why did no one tell me I looked anorexic last year

@amilittleshiny @G19Benji Does your partner like to be peed on in this scenario?

@amilittleshiny I mean peeing can be part of the sex if you’re into that 🤷🏻‍♂️

@amilittleshiny Thank you for settling any debate, you’re not far behind though 😘

@amilittleshiny 😍 I wasn’t sure it was possible, but he might actually be prettier than his mommy 🫣

@amilittleshiny No the fuck you’re not 😡

You blew up an elementary school

@geka9400 SOULMATES! 😍

my boyfriend and I found these pictures of us taken in the same Target 13 years ago—a few days apart (we did not know each other at this time)

@audragabrielle_ Just one?

if i was president i would make it legal for women to pistol wip one man a week

Get your kids off Roblox.

Is this AI? I see people use AI generated images for posts like this all the time. Just google it ffs. It’s this easy and doesn’t destroy the planet!

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES. DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES.

@spideyava Collin Gillespie maybe, Kon Knueppal (not that he’s a deep cut but he’s great)

Are there any NBA players I’m maybe sleeping in whose highlights I should watch? I’m really into the guys on the Celtics like Hugo Gonzalez and Baylor Scheirman and I feel like other teams must have bussing young talent like that I’m completely missing

@HoboChiliRec1pe @emkenobi I’m an agnostic atheist, congrats on getting one right. Calling me bisexual isn’t an insult btw, they just have different sexual desires than I do. I’m not gonna change your mind on anything, but I hope you can learn to love all other people the way your god would want you to

@____Aeon____ @emkenobi Oh my apologies I bet you don’t believe in God… I’m just striking out with you Captain wow!! you might wear the costume of being a straight man, but you are a weak bisexual underneath

NOOOOOOO NOT WALKER TEXAS RANGER

@HoboChiliRec1pe @emkenobi I’m a cisgender, straight, white man. I don’t remember the last time I had a latte. Most of my Twitter feed is just saying rape, pedophilia, and generative AI are bad and saying that trans people exist. If that’s insufferable to you that’s your problem

@____Aeon____ @emkenobi And looking at your Twitter feed, you’re a insufferable, latte sipping, bisexual… but that doesn’t make you a shitty person

@Bl1zzard_frost @diorshope @buffys @PopBase He was never a democrat, in the 80’s he described himself as conservative. He was always a right wing, homophobic prick

@diorshope @buffys @PopBase Not my words

Chuck Norris has died at the age of 86, TMZ reports. He was recently reported to have been transported to hospital for a medical emergency. (tmz.com/2026/03/20/chu…)

@amilittleshiny No problem at all. You’re very pretty and your dog is adorable. I’d give both of you lots of cuddles