Dale Yearnhardt

all I do is yearn for a soft life, kissing, eating pasta by the sea

@no13babyxx You got it bubs 🫡

@_nithral Yes at people please

Tired of the internet tired of the personas tired of the holier than thou attitude tired of people being photoshopped to look borderline cartoonish and no one caring!!!!!! tired!!!!!

@preciousvenusxo Need a voice message of it asap

Found out last night I’ve been pronouncing ‘chupa chups’ incorrectly my whole life

@benevolentbex I’m on call this weekend so I’m busy :(

why do you grow distant blue collar man

@fadedxpoppy That’s what it’s like living in NC.

It was 85 degrees a few days ago and now it’s snowing.

@lilsaltysweet I’ve seen so many of them do it. You’re good boo.

I would be a bad bus driver because I love texting and driving

@prismenergy_ I would absolutely ask you to help me pick out tomatoes if I saw you in that fit.

@_nithral Exactly the vibe I feel when I wear this!!!

This is my favorite outfit lately so if you see me boppin around town in it multiple days… ya you did I don’t care I look cute !!!

Im not liking your tweet as a friend, im liking your tweet as an eater

You want Donald Trump impeached. I want the entire ruling class hung from lampposts by their ankles. We are not the same.

@slipnut999 Thanks me too

thanks for liking a picture of my butt i hope you find true love one day

Riding motorcycles on a cold sunny day :)

@benevolentbex I had a strawberry Oreo shake last night :)

@_nithral i miss their banana chocolate shakes

I spend most every night beneath the light of a neon moon.

If your flyer is AI, I won’t go. If your book cover is AI, I won’t read. If your song is AI, I won’t listen. If your ad is AI, I won’t buy. If your profile pic is AI, I won't follow.

I should be cleaning my house and/or finishing my class work but I’m changing the exhaust on my mini bike instead.

@prismenergy_ DO NOT CALL ME A LIAR. I HAVE RIGHTS.

@_nithral Incomprehensible!!!! I could never be better than a spring blooming orange California poppy!!! But I will constantly try!

Do I look like a beautiful spring blooming orange California poppy tell me yes or no RIGHT NOW

whoever invented pistachio ice cream needs their ass ate