Rogue
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𝒂 𝙩𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 | caption writer | MDNI |
𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓱𝓮𝓪𝓭 Tham gia Mart 2022
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Struggling to pay the bills, don’t have 𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 money for rent~?
Well, there’s a 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞 solution to that, and it’s realllly easy~
All you have to do is extort your landlord with the thick 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐩 of your massive cheeks~
By the time their eyes 𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒅 on your fat ass, they’ll forget all about silly things such as money~
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Thirty years from now crime will be entirely nonexistent, not because it doesn’t happen, but because cops will simply be too 𝐝𝐮𝐦𝐛 to carry out their jobs~
Any sensible onlooker might seriously question the work ethic of these 𝒔𝒐 𝒄𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒅 “protectors”, but oftentimes, they would probably much rather join in on the 𝒂𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏~
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