Alias Me

More like Pure Michigan Old Crabby Lady, am I right, folks? But seriously, this idiot seems to think she knows these folks personally. twitter.com/puremichgirl/s…

Speaking of neo Nazis and their fundamental misunderstanding of musicals - the VonTrapp family FLED THE FUCKING NAZIS YOU MISERABLE IDIOT.

Trump wants this photo of his messed up hair and facial tan line removed from the internet. Please do not share.

Hitler - failed painter Trump - cancelled tv host Bannon - failed documentary maker Conway - failed stand-up Support the arts and media

@andieiamwhoiam Ha! You are a classless sociopath. Enjoy reaping your second-class citizen status as a woman under your new idol-leader

More Muslims have been killed by Trump supporters in the past 24 hours than Americans killed by refugees from banned countries in 30 years.

Days until achieving MAJORITY disapproval from @Gallup Reagan: 727 Bush I: 1336 Clinton: 573 Bush II: 1205 Obama: 936 Trump: 8. days.

Trump will soon mean "to shart all up on something"

sean spicer looks like the guy in the group of survivors that hides the fact he was bitten by a zombie

The guy who ran for president on his ability to make and close deals could not successfully book a Bruce Springsteen cover band.

Ammon Bundy and his buddies can occupy their mouths with my dick. twitter.com/patdooris/stat…

This is the best god damn story I have ever read.

@sleezydedikshan @JuddLegum probably? Why even post? Ha

Guys, this is really irresponsible. #TrumpCantSwim is now trending #3. Please let's not make #TrumpCantSwim the top trending topic?

God's not dead? My hairy beanbag! This is effed. ⚡️ “Police kill deaf man who was trying to use sign language” twitter.com/i/moments/7681…