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Person: So tell me about you Me: I like musicals Person: Oh that's cool! What else? Me: No that's it

Me all day: "I'm so tired" Also me, at 2am, taking a quiz to find out what kind of cheese I am:

Eu na cadeira do cinema me segurando para não dançar todas as músicas que tocarem no filme do Michael Jackson:

I miss when Broadway shows had souvenir programs.

sometimes after I take an edible I say “Colman Domingo” a few times because it’s just so nice to say. Good name.

i wholeheartedly believe that everyone should have a letterboxd account, even if they’re casual about watching films, even if they don’t like rating

@katereinking I got nosey, didn’t realize how out of the loop I was about this issue, and now I feel absolutely validated in my disdain for them after i had the weirdest interaction in NY 2 years ago l lmfaooo

Note to people inviting influencers to events, def rec doing a quick check to make sure nobody youre inviting has multiple Reddit threads about how they harass ppl and plagiarize content creators (still to this day) despite being blocked by them and approached repeatedly to stop

ppl w adhd do shit like procrastinate for 3 months straight & then in one 24-hr day knock out 3 months of tasks. you either know this life or you don’t lol.

a $10 cocktail is not a happy hour price that is just a reasonable price that is the price it’s supposed to be

This year Cinco De Mayo falls on taco tuesday. this is it, people. this is what we've been training for.💃🏽

Neurodivergents will see a text and think, “I’ll reply when I have the energy,” and before you know it, three weeks have passed, and now you have to live with the guilt of being a terrible friend.

that moment when you realize your playlist no longer satisfies you and you have to discover new music

i need more friends that have mature mindsets but childish personalities. and i will NOT elaborate on what that means.😂

how it feels rewatching a show after a while and realizing you forgot the entire storyline so every episode feels brand new

Appetizers being the same price as entrees is kind of crazy

I jus saw that showering backwards is a sign of neurodivergence 🥴 I thought everyone showered with their back toward the shower head. That’s not a thing?

toy acostada y no puedo dormir porque quiero comer un pedazo de queso que hay en la heladera

how i feel waking up from a weed coma, mouth dry, phone dead, light on and still kinda high

i thought i had a flat ass until i saw a real flat ass then just realized i have a Black girl flat ass

En high school musical te pegaban un tiro por esto