Humans call me John

@CatPurry9 Oooh don’t tease me so

@MarkRDuckett She’s lovely.

Queenie at the back door.

#ChristianPorter Man up

@sallyth3956 @noplaceforsheep I was unlucky enough to see that on the TV. FFS.

Have any WA tweeps heard if #ChristianPorter is appearing at election events?

Hard to believe that a bloke who can’t face reality nor accept responsibility, whose sole focus is on winning an early election, could realistically commit to and deliver the scale of reform required in aged care over the next 5yrs- expect spin hubris and more neglect

@staffo_sez @kimmaree_tweet The guy in the middle of the photoshopped version was smarter.

@SwannyQLD @nobby15 Lead? he doesn’t know how.

“I’m not sure why this isn’t obvious to the prime minister ..because it is blindingly obvious to anyone watching on. The..situation is untenable ..Morrison can’t manage his way out of it by attrition, omission and evasion.” He needs to lead.#auspol theguardian.com/australia-news…

@Mocraig13 MAGA from heaven? No, just more piss and wind.

Scotty, you’re a bloody fake and a dud. #auspol

@vicky_dollysmom Cold: Radish and salad cream sandwiches. Hot: Fried bread with tomato sauce! Liberal amounts of everything.

Name a childhood food that you loved? Me: Miracle Whip and bologna sandwiches.

@sortius @roseannebyrne How was you day at work? Oh OK, we were all accused as rapists, but we know it’s actually........

@On_Da_Ball3 @roseannebyrne But you did get to chat with the cute girl at the chemists!

Is it too much to ask for a Cabinet free of alleged child rapists? Mind you, when your church had an alleged abuser at its helm, maybe things are different in your world. #CabinetRapist

Well that’s that. Pack up the circus.

@slsandpet Fester, Lurch and Thing

Have we ever known three more appalling men?

"Gerry Harvey has made more money during the pandemic and he took JobKeeper and somehow we're all supposed to sit back and say, that's okay, that's just the rules that apply to big business in this country." @sallymcmanus, Secretary ACTU

@acroce66 Young Frankenstein. Such a cast.

You can only keep one, which are you taking..

I get it. Scotty want us to guess the name “Hangman” style. does it contain an A? #auspol

Man up Scotty. What does your conscience* tell you? * Your mileage may differ