zippy

🧡about me 🧡 hi i’m zippy im in my twenties i live in alabama but im spiritually from massachusetts you’re going to see me complain about the bruins and the flyers with occasional posts about Other Sports in boston/philly also!🐻BRUINS🐻 FORD 🚙 BRONCO 🏇HORSE 🐎 POWER 🔌 PLAY😼

my dad hates me

dat Tenor shit legit fucked the gif economy up

nikita zadorov in this video please call me

hey I was just wondering is it still okay for a guy to get his derp on? is it a fuckign crime for a fella to merp out for a second? or is that not allowed anymore

do you fw girls who aren’t exactly a girl but aren’t exactly a boy but also kind of both but also kinda of neither?

call me mythbusters the way i……. no……. i shan’t say………..

no way i just saw genuine bonapartist glazing on my tl what the fuck… and only 2 days after the 211th anniversary of waterloo.. hm.

They say that Ernest Hemingway was out drinking at the bar with his contemporaries when one of them bet him $20 that he couldn’t write a terrifying horror story using only 6 words. Hearing this, Hemingway grabbed a pen and wrote on a napkin, “Tweet translated from Hebrew by Grok”

due to popular demand i made a part two to my which bruin are you quiz! now featuring lukas reichel, james hagens, & more… uquiz.com/xdbm3p

future doctor who showrunner, i have a story idea for you

holy shit

Speak ill on the small C again and see what happens.

2 Boston Pride legends back in Boston 😎😎😎

the way she laughed in her face like that will forever have me in tears i’m sorry LMFAOOO😭😭😭

i need the fleet to steal some players already this bullshit isn’t cutting it

🤫 DON'T TELL MAMA! Direto do West End Live, festival gratuito com apresentações de musicais em Londres, Joy Woods se apresentou com o elenco de 'Cabaret'

yes my username actually means 🐻BRUINS🐻 FORD 🚙 BRONCO 🏇HORSE 🐎 POWER 🔌 PLAY😼 and is not a keyboard smash

thinking nesn and the 🐻BRUINS🐻 FORD 🚙 BRONCO 🏇HORSE 🐎 POWER 🔌 PLAY😼

knowing ur ab to read the most irritating tweet ever posted by an hr fan bc the first sentence is “okay so i just found out there’s a REAL hockey player who..” followed by them minimizing an actual person’s identity/accomplishments into “wait shane did this in the long game😭😭”