Blake “The Captain” Fitzgerald

Grillin’ with my black friend #Seasoning

@CalebJacksonn @ByJonBailey House fire that killed the poster, her 3 kids, and their dog. Insanely heartbreaking.

@ByJonBailey What happened?

Nigga according to my Snapchat texts from last night I could’ve got pussy from my favorite hoe but a nigga blacked out hard as fuck last night and fell asleep on the couch? #WhatAreWeDoing

Nigga I’m tweaking

Nigga what is this Looney Tunes ass game

@emiipilled @schitzobabel It was posted at 10:49 dumbass it says it right there.

@schitzobabel i genuinely was, i’m pretty sure i posted that at 4AM 😭

is a 6 year age gap disgusting? like i’m 18 he’s 24 but when he’s 30 ill be his current age:,(

A Nigga Went Hard as fuck at the St Pattys parade today. My last memory was buying a beer at 3pm. I just woke up not at 3:42am. Not quite sure what happened.

@EFN6969 I have no words for this comment. Nigga what?

@blakeefitz How tight was his butt

Genuinely just had the worst sex performance of my life. #StillHitTho Goodnight everyone.

@BertWendlinESPN @CTESPNTulane @DonaldGibson29 Sick.

Holy fuck I found the swastika bar in New Orleans @CTESPNTulane @DonaldGibson29

Got drunk as hell this morning and accidentally forgot to meet the Ex for lunch. #Whoops She said it’s okay and she’ll see me tonight, I’m glad playthings are like this and don’t expect you to be up to a boyfriend standard. Life’s great. #HappyFriday

My niggas “The Captain” is tweaking.

@oldgenlaststomp @JimmyDeLuca6 @akickazzlife That spelling is very black of you.

@JimmyDeLuca6 @akickazzlife Your pussy as behavior

Of course the loudest people on the beach #wellwellwell

@mentally_ill569 @Dexxstinyy @raidenmontana I just looked at your account and realized you’re a man acting like this. This is the most dissapointing thing I’ve ever seen on this app. I’m praying for your Father.

@blakeefitz @Dexxstinyy @raidenmontana LMFOSKDF SIGNING OFF ON UR TWEETS 😭😭😭😭 “just a profile picture” of a fucking swastika??? i hope you die a painful and slow death

Who keeps telling y'all Gen Z doesn't drink? Bitch they be tore tf up lmaooooooo

@mentally_ill569 @Dexxstinyy @raidenmontana “shedtwt” if that means what I think it means then you will probably die before me.

Going out to lunch with the Ex later today. Gonna have to limit myself to 3 beers before I start talking to her like one of my boys.

@mentally_ill569 @Dexxstinyy @raidenmontana You are 15 years old and already gay. Please never get in my mentions again. Also, this is just a profile picture you soft cunt. Loosen up. - Blake “The Captain” Fitzgerald

@blakeefitz @Dexxstinyy @raidenmontana you’re a nazi i don’t think you have a say in anything..🌚

Walking into the Orvis store drunk and dropping a bag on clothes like I was clumsy or something #GoodDay

Another day, another session of getting retarded.