GirthApprentice

Hot take: men who pee loud usually got a big dih

@amanda_mun1 Yes.

Are you bigger than my husband? 😜

If you know what this is, you had a real childhood

My ass is hollister jeans

@iiwasinthee212 I’m Mexican! 👀

Im getting older its time for me to pick one of these Mexicans and settle down.

the funniest people i know don't even tell jokes, they just be talking 😭😂

Is it humanly possible to read 200 pages in a single day?

Assume it’s a job. 200 pages/8 hrs = 25 pages/hr. If you can’t read 25 pages an hour, maybe reading isn’t for you. Just listen to audiobooks.

If you dismiss Toyota, you’re not actually a car guy in the first place.

I'm an anti-vinyl hipster. I can say that because I served my time being 14 and obsessed with collecting records and playing them on my mum's Dansette player, only to realise that I was fooling myself. Unless you're playing them on a very good, high-quality turntable and speakers, in the vast majority of cases there is no way vinyl *actually* sounds better than mp3. It's Emperor's New Clothes. A £££ turntable and speaker set? Okay, now we're talking. But let's be real here, most of your vinyl hipsters are using a terribly tinny HMV portable suitcase turntable and convincing themselves that it's somehow more ~authentic~ than Spotify. Just let it go. It's all about performance and aesthetics. You feel cool handling a record and posting about to Insta, but for actual musical quality, I'll stick with a good pair of headphones and my phone.

Every thing comes back to “the Jews” for these smooth-brained troglodytes.

Ostensibly a smart, educated woman—with zero imagination. We’re not suggesting that folks apply to a top-secret government position. The middle management e-mail job likely doesn’t give enough of a shit to be that thorough.

Very bluntly: we’re too diverse and the white peoples can’t bare to see their taxes used to benefit people of color.

Typical bitch behavior from @big_outlaw. Can’t handle people disagreeing so he blocks them. 😂😂😂

@TPwestTX Assuming you’re talking about Minnesota, that was headed by a white lady.

@blastingloads Like fraud?

Meanwhile, the product of “3rd world importation” is contributing more to the area than he ever will.

lol sorry mate, my body is objectively tea here.

"I voted to destroy my country and will probably move to another country to do the same thing"

I hate slow turners... SWING that car bro.