R.E. Shapson

I would just like to wish everyone a happy&safe daylight savings time God bless please remember it's just not about losing an hour of sleep

@stevendschmitt hanging with some pretty cool kids today

@SteveMartinToGo in the tub

Who cares. Like animal activists aren't getting jobs in sea world to see what's going on there twitter.com/breakingnews/s…

The best cornerman in boxing. @Beetlepimp G.O.A.T.

@JerrySeinfeld only in baseball does the coach wear the uniform. Weird if Girardi walked to the mound in a suit. Awesome if Rex were pads.

@kevin_nealon can't Decide what's more depressing. You were the 21st person your sister followed. Or weird Al was her first.

Checked in @ Citizens Bank Park for the Dodgers vs. Phillies game w/ MLB.com #dodgers #phillies

Waitress asks "soup or salad?" Supersalad?

I just open and ate a fortune cookie. Then threw the fortune out without even reading it. Is that bad?

@d4shay I always wanted to be in that club. And still do....

@d4shay You tweeted. So glade I was your first. Enter Center!

I normally never ask how someone's dinner is cause I then have to deal with them trying to make me taste it.

@d4shay you follow the Kardashian sisters the bachelor and Glen Rock Library. Awesome.

@MJackSchmitt it's going to be the kind of party with the mashed potatoes

@MJackSchmitt it is not my b-day

@MJackSchmitt Fast forwarding to the good parts

It's more fun to lie consistently throughout the year than one day in April.

#tipsandtricks when you high five watch the persons elbow. You'll never miss.