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I feel like this is the end of a slasher movie where the killer is laying there and you're yelling at the screen that he's not dead yet. twitter.com/thehill/status…

Cycling Journalism has seen better days:

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When a government steps in to demand that a tweet such as this is deleted, that government is to be properly called a regime.

retweet if your first IDE was blue

@awsaba don't forget writing a test to prevent future regression and to troll your co-workers by insisting that tests are of value...in lisp

To summarize: Trump praises Putin Trump publicly urges Putin to hack opponent Putin hacks opponent Trump wins Trump denies Putin's role

@hellofthesouth yes.

@meghanhw and I were discussing other terrible shark movies and ".. No, that's Jaws 3D..." #jaws4livetweet #SME

Fin. #jaws4livetweet

I dub this boat the USS Stabby McStaberson #jaws4livetweet

Go sharkie! Eat everyone/thing. #jaws4livetweet

I. Can't. Even. #jaws4livetweet

@cesium wait! What? He lives? I am wrong. #jaws4livetweet

By "oh shit" Mr. Caine I assume you mean "whew, no more lines in this pile of shit." #jaws4livetweet

@meghanhw and then decide to never visit salt water?

Families who Jaws 4 together... something something.

In event of being eaten by a shark - the shark can be used as a flotation device. #jaws4livetweet

@meghanhw #yesalleels