Cic Lockout
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Cic Lockout
@ciclockout
I think I jumped to the wrong timeline, again.
Passing lane, coming up fast Tham gia Ağustos 2024
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The more you look into this the more hilarious it gets.
Not only are the songs making fun of the cops, but during the trial he said he made them to pay for the damages the cops did to his house.
One of the songs is about the officer’s wife asking him to sign her titties. 🤣
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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@catturd2 He allegedly made that video while his son was in the next room, allegedly.
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@WarlordDilley @elonmusk Maybe we can tell them were giving them one, then deport them via Challenger model transport ships.
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@elonmusk Maybe we can give one of them to retarded liberals and then we take the other one?
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@Itsfoss That looks like a list of D.E.I. infected, vibe-coding whiners to me.
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@Itsfoss That's the little bastard that breaks stuff when I hold a program update. Next time he does it, the wheelchair becomes a permanent accessory.
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@Beardvet You can always tell which way America's fair-weather allies will go - just check which way the wind is blowing.
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@libsoftiktok I have a great idea that could save taxpayers decades of imprisonment costs.
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Michigan orthodontist Thomas Shannon sentenced to SIXTY years in prison for s*xually exploiting nearly two dozen children online
MONSTER
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@burrytracker It's so unfortunate to hear Jim Cramer announcing the pending bankruptcy of Sandisk. You can't argue with the Reverse-Cramer kiss of death, and win. I just feel bad for Sandisk's employees to find out this way.
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Breaking: Jim Cramer went live to tell everyone that he's bullish on SanDisk $SNDK
Michael Burry Stock Tracker ♟@burrytracker
If you invested $10,000 into $SNDK in August 2025, you'd have $175,000 today SanDisk is on track for its 8th consecutive green month Why the sudden move: • Invesco poured $315M in, increasing their position 89% • Goldman Sachs more than doubled their price target from $320 to $700 • Cantor Fitzgerald set a price target of $800, KGI initiated at $992 • Beat earnings by 87% with net income up 672% year over year The best performing stock in the S&P 500 this year is the company that stores the data for all of them
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@Pirat_Nation I am certain that when we were homeschooling our children - Linux OS on their PCs - they could have defeated such an impotent security measure with little difficulty, when they were eight years old. Maybe the point is flimsy, token compliance.
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The main program that starts and manages almost everything on modern Linux computers, “systemd”, recently added an optional "birthDate" field to its user database records.
This stores a user's full birth date so apps can check age, for example, to comply with new age-verification laws in places like California, Colorado, and Brazil.
It is not automatic age checking. Systemd only saves the date.
Only admins can set or change it, but the user and some sandboxed apps can read it.
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@ClownWorld She sexually assaulted the first bypassing pedestrian shown in the video. Was that a cry for assistance, or more of a pay it forward situation?
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This is a universal hand signal people use to silently ask for help without alerting the person they’re with… remember this just in case
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@aryavarta009 @ClownWorld She sexually assaulted the first bypassing pedestrian shown in the video. Was that a cry for assistance, or more of a pay it forward situation?
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Ummmm.....no thanks. I would rather die a slow death than adhere to whatever nonsense these guys come up with....
zerohedge@zerohedge
WHO Convenes Global Session To Dictate How The Coming Influenza Pandemic Will Be Run zerohedge.com/geopolitical/w…
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@lecternleader Grady Judd has become a real fucking embarassment.
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Florida has 23.1% foreign born population and this guy is trying to tell us they aren't affecting us or our culture in Florida. We didn't vote for you to have an opinion on immigration. We voted for you to enforce the law. Do your job.
Polk County Sheriff 🚔 Grady Judd@PolkCoSheriff
A few news clips from today. In case you didn’t want to watch the full news conference: youtu.be/TSX_Us7LFQI?si…
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@WarlordDilley Analogies referring to podcasters and anything cancer is not cruel enough to the podcasters, and needlessly unfair to the cancers.
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I've been bashing these podcast clowns for YEARS and was accused of being "jealous" for doing so.
Wrong.
I knew these cancerous fucks were going to be a problem and was trying to spare people the pain of deceit and betrayal.
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@BasedMikeLee Peter saw the chance to have a spine, and slithered away from it like the puddle of coward that he is.
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@FBXGargoyle The audio is pretty intense and complex. I like it for any Sonic game. It would be a great opener for a multiphase boss fight in many Megadrive games.
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Teaser track on the upcoming Sonic 3 soundtrack from my minimalist recording station (recapped with Nichicons and using a Triad PSU of course):
drive.google.com/file/d/1aWTS2e…
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