Code Blue Memes

got a new prescription for anxiety today

i’m convinced that there are no more new bladder scanners. it’s just a worldwide network of stolen and redistributed bladder scanners.

the CIA is flooding hospitals with daisy awards

[complimenting my attending on his intubation] your throat game is crazy bro

Stryker got hacked by Iran and now my patient’s beds try to drive them into the white house

Iran hacked Stryker and now my LIFEPAK defibrillator won’t shock lawyers

imagine launching a cyberattack on the US and all it does is give a bunch of ortho bros the day off to go hit the gym

your granny’s stryker knee replacements about to walk her ass into a persian restaurant for some ghormeh sabzi

trump has spent $10,000,000,000 on the war in iran and i just paid $29 to park at the hospital

@Rainbow6Game I didn’t get my card background or my charm from last season… WTF?

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imagine if all it took was a little zoster

“Iran just bombed the US embassy in Saudi Arabia!” me:

not a meme, just a reminder to all the healthcare workers that voted for trump - per the Health Care Personnel Delivery System (HCPDS), healthcare workers up to the age of 45 can be drafted - even if you’ve already served in the military and finished your military service obligation (MSO) 🙃

i think trader joe’s got their parking lot idea from our hospital’s emergency department parking area

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from 12 hours in triage

punch the monkey this, punch the monkey that, i just want someone to punch my hospital CEO 😔

me to my work bestie after they code their 3rd patient in 4 hours

“why do you want this job” i’ve always been passionate about wiping ass

NURSES 👏 DO 👏 NOT 👏 WANT 👏 CHOCOLATE 👏 FOR 👏 VALENTINE’S 👏 DAY 👏 THEY 👏 WANT 👏 SLEEP

me and my work wife showing up to do all our one nurse tasks together