Courtney

@electrolemon cherrybombe.com/blogs/recipes/…

as a birthday gift to myself i am going to make a bunch of pies and desserts this week. what are your favorite dessert/pie recipes. i am gonna get overwhelmed by responses to this and delete it in like an hour

People complain about toddlers airplanes but this shtick would be way worse

They did it. They made the most belongs on 30 Rock show of all time

@joshgondelman Omg thank you for this, loved season 1

Do people know that Bad Sister Season 2 has started? Bad Sisters! Good tv show!

@mindyisser For the 2-year old: flash cards, character bandaids, toothbrush, sunglasses, flashlight, harmonica. For the 37-year old: heavy duty hand lotion, spice mix if he cooks, little grid paper notebooks if he’s weird like my husband, hankies

what are good stocking stuffers for a 2 year old (besides candy) and also a 37 year old man (besides candy, booze, and scratchies)

Doing something about it / screaming into the void

@clhubes So many of us receiving texts like this right now

Ok yeah he definitely doesn't know what asylum means.

@joshgondelman Jenna Weiss took me here two weeks ago and we ate a giant mozzarella stick!

Extremely photogenic sandwich from Patti Ann’s in Brooklyn.

VINDICATED

@danielle_rand Fourth one always gets me

The extended edition Muppet Christmas Carol Cry-o-Meter is at 11/10

Is this a good way to announce I had a baby?

Neutral Milk Hotel fake song name

@danielle_rand It’s up there with liquid lumberdators (lumber liquidators)

An instant mom classic ⬇️

Tonight my mom referred to restaurant week as “lunch month”

Pregnancy loss should be met with: Care. Support. Research. Compassion. Solidarity. & Paid Leave. My bill with @SenDuckworth, the #SupportThroughLoss Act, would do just that. vox.com/22577338/misca…

Grandma Helen and Alice in the back room smoking butts, Grandpa getting 20k steps in pumping gas. My dad once pulled a lady out of a burning car there! It’s a D’Angelo sub shop now.

My childhood McDonald’s!

Here she is looking great in a West Roxbury cemetery

Hello my mom got her first vaccine today 🤗