Jack J Nixon

My writing is littered with humour, cynicism, pop-culture, satire, science, philosophy, social commentary, my obsession with time and my theory that past, present and future exist together simultaneously. The universe is less than a nanosecond old. How do you characterise yours?

@DarthFreud I don't think he and I would have much in common.

Say hello to Dr. Satan

Everything is beautiful in its own way

@DarthFreud Skinny Latte

Saw these two at the coffee shop today

@DarthFreud If you screw your eyes you can't see anything.

Brain bending

@nogulagsagain Now you're supposed to respond!

@nogulagsagain It’s a dynamo!

@elonmusk Don't think so much!

Sometimes I say things so profound that people that it’s stupid. And sometimes I say things so stupid that people thinks it’s profound.

@DarthFreud Why can I hear The Sound of music?3

I can't explain this

@DarthFreud There were tree of them, honest!

Man dressed as tree arrested

@DarthFreud This could go all Monte Python

@crowkingmaster I can do difficult

Yes!!!! I'm going to see Blitzkid, Nim Vind, and Rise From Your Grave

@DarthFreud Ok let’s do it but I draw the line on fishnet stockings!

I think I'll do the timewarp

@DarthFreud Can I have one of those buses for my granddaughters please?

The Colossal Beast hates back to school season

@DarthFreud He’s got some balls

Saw this guy today

@DarthFreud If anything, it would be something broad, a North East (UK) dialect is my best bet, that or Canadian.

If he did talk

Come and take a walk with me

At the end they say that Hobbit’s gather

@DarthFreud Mmmmm alligator wine

Screamin Jay Hawkins was cool before cool was cool

It’s amazing what lives in your garden.

The long wait for rain still eludes us

Bath time