daniel graff

couple years ago, one night, i was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend. Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together, leaving me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

@AnfieldEdition yeah but, but the board saved 5 miliion

Liverpool have lost 15 games this season. Marc Guehi has played in 5 of them. And to think that he completed a medical with us back in the summer. You can't write this season.

@AlexionIQ that would be the manager in his infinite wisdom

Whoever signed off the shambolic Harvey Elliott loan deal to Aston Villa needs to be sacked by the way. We have a young, hungry, dedicated player rotting in the reserves at another club, whilst we lack the very thing he brings to the team - control, stability and creativity.

@FUTWIZ @Marrkk11_ and this is why this game is shit, just play and have fun

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@NepentheZ @Mo_Arsenal9 yeah arsenal are so hard done by

@Mo_Arsenal9 crazy work

It's ridiculous how the British media are bending over backwards to make excuses for Liverpool, claiming it's so difficult to integrate five new players into the starting lineup. Do these pundits not realise that Arsenal have brought in six brand new players this season and four of them already established as regular starters? The blatant hypocrisy is unbearable.

@HarrySymeou saving them for the league

No Eze, Hincapie, Saka, Rice, Timber or Trossard with the group today. Turns out all the talk of Arsenal being dishonest & pulling their players out of their respective international camps under false pretences was a load of guff. Who’d have thought it 🤷🏻‍♂️

@EdKrassen keep him alive he needs to face the consequences death is the easy way out

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@lfcmumble and watch those twats doing their stolen poznan dance

Just my personal opinion, but you should never leave a game early. Take the defeat, suck it up… Shame on the lot of ya…

@AnfieldWatch manager

Last week we saw Florian Wirtz deliver a couple of standout performances for Germany with the national press declaring him "world class". Against Man City in the FA Cup for Liverpool he was back on the fringes of proceedings. How do you explain why Wirtz looks like two different players at present - an unstoppable playmaker for the national team and a bit-part player for his club?

@LFC sack the twat

Arne Slot’s reaction to Liverpool’s 4-0 loss against Manchester City in the Emirates FA Cup.

@SkySportsNews sack the twat

"Manchester City out-performed their xg by a mile" 👀 Arne Slot reflects on the 'big disappointment' of losing 4-0 to Manchester City in the FA Cup and what it'll take for Liverpool to avenge the result against PSG in the Champions League 🔴

@BellaBaddie__ always

Should kids be taught to hit back when a bully hits them first?!

@TheMattCardona @Aleister_Blxck yh the company you wrestle for they still see ryder

I wanted the fight with @Aleister_Blxck…I lost. No excuses. He was the better man tonight. I need to change something.

@Lfcbami3 no its the manage these players ran through walls for klopp stop making excuses for him

At this point I don’t think the only problem is Slot fgs See konate for that Haaland’s goal Salah and Ekitike can’t score one v one A lot of players gonna need to step up before we blame Slot . The players also need to take responsibility not just slot .

@lawrence_bury maybe a close friend dying but sure enjoy it

The Salah drop off has to be studied. Never seen the best player in the league in one season have such a crash in form in the next like this before.

@lfcJ7_ yes it is

for once this is actually not Slot’s fault

@DaveOCKOP i dont sack him

@LFC sack the fucking manager and the board

We exit the #EmiratesFACup.

@DeadlineDayLive should of scaked him 5 fucking months ago

🤔 𝗗𝗘𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗘: Liverpool fans, do you think you should change manager at the end of the season?

@NickRTFM atne slot

what happened to Liverpool ??