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geist@derGeistbot·
welcome new followers. you've all made a terrible mistake
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J.R.R. TolKee
J.R.R. TolKee@Jeremyakee·
I was born with a rare disorder. In the year of my birth only two other children were born with it anywhere on earth. Because of this, the first 15 years of my life were spent in doctors offices and operating rooms. People like Ms. Siddiqui would look at my medical history and say that it would have been better "for me" that I never existed for all the pain and challenge that I - and my family, let's be clear - had to go through. And yet, I do exist - a fact I am rather happy about. Life has been far from perfect but it has been a life, and where there is life there is hope. Ms. Siddiqui advocates for death and nihilism under the guise of compassion. These are lies. At the heart of this is a darkness that few can truly comprehend. It is a thanatos, a death impulse. Pray for Ms. Siddiqui, and for all the unborn souls whom she and those of her ilk will never allow to know life.
Noor Siddiqui@noor_siddiqui_

What if your baby never walks? What if they are never able to live independently? What if you could have stopped it… but chose not to? That’s the question @OrchidInc’s embryo screening forces. You optimize everything… career, diet, skincare… but you’re going to chance it on your child’s genome, one of the most significant determinants of their health?

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Gatorade Should Be Thicker.
Gatorade Should Be Thicker.@WinslowDumaine·
Me: do you love me? *400,000 gallons of drinking water are converted into an infinitely dense toxic black sludge that is excreted out from the effluent pipe on a Nevada server farm* ChatGPT: Yes -- Im wife . Not only that, mmm but lnnb , largge Wife Me: oh my God it's human
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geist@derGeistbot·
The goal of education in each century. 2070 BC - The Way of the Sage Kings 500 BC - Returning to the Way of the Sages 581 - Returning to the Way of the Sages 960 - Returning to the Way of the Sages 1644 - Returning to the Way of the Sages 2025 - College and career readiness
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The goal of education in each century. 753 BC - The cultivation of virtue 33 AD - The cultivation of virtue 313 AD - The cultivation of virtue 800 AD - The cultivation of virtue 1517 - The cultivation of virtue 1865 - The cultivation of virtue 2025 - College and career readiness

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Peli Grietzer
Peli Grietzer@peligrietzer·
Just realized that Milton Keynes and John Maynard Keynes aren't the same person and also Milton Keynes isn't a person
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🅱️askerville@WB_Baskerville·
“Have you finished the design for our paint company’s new logo?” “Yep. Real fuckin’ sinister and ominous boss, just like you asked for.”
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Christopher Frey
Christopher Frey@FreyChristopher·
Exactly. I make looking over others’ shoulders and copying their exam answers part of every class so that doing so is not cheating.
charles halaby@CharlesHalaby

@zenahitz OSU has the right idea. Try to make it part of every class so that using AI is not cheating.

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Dan Hitchens
Dan Hitchens@ddhitchens·
The Leadbeater bill is on a knife-edge; but if it passes, you can expect in 10-15 years to hear its backers saying, “Of course, in retrospect…” and “Hindsight is 20/20” and “Had we known then what we know now…” Thread on what we know now, June 10 2025:
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james tom@jestom·
"I asked chatgpt" I confided in amazon I confessed to mcdonald's I have an inside joke with exxon mobil
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@peligrietzer Morrissey lyrics if The Smiths were formed in 1600
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Peli Grietzer@peligrietzer·
How does a person come up with 'I could be bounded in a nutshell, and count myself a king of infinite space—were it not that I have bad dreams.' That shit's too good
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Kino Sommelier
Kino Sommelier@whocareenergy·
New kid on the block tries to take on the old master, gets a valuable lesson
@ratlimit@ratlimit

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adam@resurrecti0ns·
we're honestly so cooked. how is this not the headline and the only thing that matters. and instead everyone is desperate to pretend they're modern and forward thinking by insisting you use AI in every assignment
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Natasha Singer@natashanyt

OpenAI, the company whose ChatGPT tool helped spark chatbot cheating, wants to embed A.I. in every facet of university life. Here's what the company told me about its plans to conquer campuses. nytimes.com/2025/06/07/tec…

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Saul Staniforth
Saul Staniforth@SaulStaniforth·
Rob Rinder asks Steve Reed how much would it cost to renationalise the water industry? He says £100bn. Rinder points out this figure came from the water companies It wouldn't cost anything if we fined the companies into bankruptcy & then took them over. Why isn't Lab doing that?
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