Eimhir

u can't even be a hare on the internet nowadays, instead of "wow your paws are so soft! your hopping is so cool! your eyes r so pretty!" it's "i'm going to skin you and use you for stock."

@Killdeerrr I BEEN SAYING THIS!!! get some yummy maple syrup and maybe some bacon and oughhhh

French toast kinda calling out my name...

@Killdeerrr i mean the being into it begrudgingly sort of deal because you have to maintain your toughness and swag but yeah everyone likes getting teased… but i assume the second bit is probably true

@eimhare as in everyone likes getting their tits teased and such ora s in everyone is enjoying watching my odyssey

its been nonstop teasing about my tits for days now and im hashtag Into this begrudgingly

awkwardly sitting on her bed trying to figure out if we’re gonna kiss or not and snake eater starts playing in the background

honestly seeking out older lesbians that wish to ruin me has in most cases substantially improved my quality of life and led to meaningful improvements in my mental health

it’s kind of cool sometimes being trans in sydney cause i’ll run into random gay people i know while in and around the city

goooodddd morning everybunny… thank you for 1 follower!!!

so excited for when the bombs drop and i get in the bunker with my transgender nuclear family consisting of a woke dog, a woke dog, a woke dog, and a woke dog

@wherethecatsat it was done professionally this time! i've done blue at home b4 but i had to get it rebleached so diy seemed a bit out of scope

@eimhare yw!! did u do it urself?

i don’t think people r realizing the situationship was somewhat ironic i was in like 4 last year

coming home to a new shuukura chapter after a long day at uni... what a wonderful life..

@wherethecatsat aaaa thank you!! i've wanted to do it for a while!!

@eimhare random & unrelated but i rly like yuor hair it is so cool & epic 👍

@dumfuq101 sometimes we yearn for the lows my ball knowledge is that strong

@eimhare We yearn for the highs n ignore the lows :<

@beesinpjs they’re evil sadly

@eimhare biggest hurdle to doing philosophy is that you have to interact with guys enrolled in philosophy

once you meet a guy doing philosophy for one of his electives you'll never want to stop strangling him with your bare hands

@EileenTheCrow76 WAHHHHH

@eimhare hag alert

still thinking about marathon...

@EileenTheCrow76 yea we aren’t cause ur 20 and im 21.. so we’re different!

@eimhare im in my 20s yearning for a game i cant afford we are not the same

@senvoler2003 i go home to ny in like 4 months which isn't the same thing but yk there's something at least

@eimhare Move from Australia to Portland Oregon and you will have more queer situationships than you could ever dream of

sorta need another friend i can have a flirtatious borderline romantic relationship with, but also we're really chill and lowkey abt it which leads to us being stuck in the more than friends less than lovers purgatory 4ever...