Electronik Brain

People are using these breastfeeding cubicles to bone!

Still surprises me that non mentally retarded couples willingly wear matching shirts to remind them where they're vacationing at the moment.

Everybody Dance Now youtube.com/watch?v=LaTGrV…

"The Trump Administration is going to find it's groove..." - CNBC guest

@dailydirtnap I've granted one of my two boys (Francois, aka Fluffy) 'most favored cat status'. Is that wrong?

@RampCapitalLLC @dailydirtnap paging DJ Stochastic... DJ Stochastic to the dance floor

Pam Bondi will never recover from this

If you thought you might see some hotties watching a FL v FL state womens softball game, you would be sadly mistaken. "a bunch of tuna cans" to quote ITYSL's Sam Richardson

@TgMacro @PlatoCave8 'putz' joins 'dope' in my new lexicon of derision

@PlatoCave8 No then I say “This guys such a putz.”

The conversation in my head:

My lawyers advising me to hold my NUT! Hes on a zoom call saying absolutely DO NOT BUST under any circumstance! I read you loud & clear Sir!

@ElonBachman Battle Natto - Iron Chef Battle Database share.google/29ov4UtBGy1SRZ…

"We're going to be taking a look at NATTO. Our so-called Allies like the way it sticks together, all I see is a mess. I've asked our Health Secretary to take a look at it--he says the soya bean is making us gay. I don't know, but we're gonna take a look."

@RudyHavenstein Stay the course!

I have a thousand-point plan.

#PCS Long pistachios, caviar and saffron. Thank me later.

@hkuppy Don't be daft! Pistachios are the long game.

I refuse to be a victim of the Hormuz Strait closure. Planting some Persian pomegranates. Bet these produce before Hormuz normalizes…🤣

We're watching the Westminster Dog show and my wife won't stop saying "That's a beautiful bitch!"

Irish Zionism

@RudyHavenstein Fugazi

Anyway, good morning.

@zerohedge Lindsey Graham must be swimming in his own ejaculate this fine morning.

*EXPLOSION HEARD IN IRAN'S TEHRAN: ISNA *IRAN'S FARS: EXPLOSIONS HEARD IN ALBORZ, URMIA, BUSHEHR, QOM

@DavidBCollum EVERYBODY is into T&A, but TA is a different matter

Technical Analysis Wizardry (TAW): If I was into T&A, I would watch BTC to bounce of this level like a golf ball off a cart path or sploosh into the water hazard. My work here is done. You're welcome.

@zerohedge My pack of Rottweilers are a voice controlled swarm

SpaceX Enters Secretive Pentagon Contest To Build Voice-Controlled Drone Swarm Tech: Report zerohedge.com/military/space…

@_tommyspodcast Payola pussy FTW

@TgMacro @donnelly_brent I need calls!

@donnelly_brent Captures the energy perfectly. And the anxiety.

this isn't realistic in its specifics but it does capture the excitement of a big day in FX pretty well imo ... reminiscent of election night 2016 or brexit vibes on the trading floor

@ElonBachman My first stop for any recipe is Serious Eats. Kenji Lopez Alt (2/3 of the Axis Powers) is a solid chef. seriouseats.com/spaghetti-putt…

Who's got a good putanesca recipe?