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Time marches on. Years roll past. The feeling here never changes. Grateful to be back. Masters week is here.

@NateSilver538 @nikitabier His fans were just relieved to see he still had dogs that hadn’t been run over

A (super cute!!) pet photo from Catturd™ gets literally 50x the engagement of a link to incredibly important original reporting from the NYT on Iran. According to your own on-site numbers @nikitabier. Do you consider this to be a desirable outcome?

The Roman soldiers looking for Jesus in the tomb… #HeIsRisen #Easter #HappyEaster

#CFB returns in 146 days Adrian Peterson - Oklahoma

watching my dumbass nephew struggle to find an easter egg that’s literally in the bush he’s looking at

“Stop. It’s annoying and I’m sick of it.” - Woman whose husband is force fed to us on every sports program despite literally nobody wanting to watch him

@3YearLetterman Did the metal detector go off because of your huge pair of brass balls?

I just had a very disturbing Good Friday encounter with an ICE agent at the airport As I was going through security, an ICE agent asked me for my ID. I told him this isn’t Soviet Russia and that the only citizenship papers I planned to show him were the Declaration of Independence “Sir, I’m just asking for ID, not proof of citizenship,” he said. “Today is the anniversary of Jesus’s resurrection,” I replied. “He was an American. Would you have asked to see his papers too? Would the scars on his hands not have been enough for you?” He was stunned silent. I strode past him without showing my ID and went through the metal detector I received a standing ovation

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

Kirk Cousins & Fernando Mendoza in Las Vegas

You’re an embarrassment to Illini students and alumni. Staged day-drinking on camera in a college bar while wearing a suit. You’re a Duke and Northwestern guy. If any Republican governor posted this exact video you’d be screaming about decorum and unfit leadership. Stop embarrassing yourself, @JBPritzker.

@ToppsGallery Nice deep set checklist, Jared Allen autos… I’m in.

The checklist for #Topps Football Chrome is looong but has some interesting items. -1975 subset -1990 autos -Walter Payton & Bo Jackson cards -Lots of Hall of Famer autos Doubt I buy any packs but might bid on some strategic singles when they hit eBay. cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0662…

Bryon Noem at a baseball game

@zerohedge Her commitment to consistently embarrassing herself is impressive

Justice Jackson's Birthright Citizenship Comments Were A Total Disaster zerohedge.com/political/just…

This team is going to be the Ned Flanders of the NFL.

WE ARE SO BACK. Topps and the @NFL have reunited for a long-term exclusive trading card partnership... We can’t wait to show you all what we’ve been cooking up.

oh no someone call the moon police