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does anyone wanna give me a million dollars?

im in japan guys

@bmiaespa She really said

as wide as it

@virtuallyself like let me know when they build a rocket ship or something u fucking baboon

why do people put up those signs saying that your kid graduated from high school? congrats? who gives a fuck !!

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No Issa sign I’m the lion king nigga

@livvmeow Ts look good asf bruh got the McGriddle from the commercials or something, krabby patty secret formula having ass burger, delicioso Dora the explorer looking ahh burger

Clocked in at work but sitting at McDonald’s eating a McGriddle

You just had to be there

So when my scrotum gets caught in my zipper this is grand design? Got ittt

i told my mom i smoked crack and she said "you better not"

well im addicted to meth

one billion hours of screentime

i hate when a fat bitch follow me like im already bad enough i dont need ur gravity weighing my life down even more

"everyones just nervous to talk to you, youre not a retarded special needs chud"

i just opened my blinds and fucking disintegrated

bitch yes i copped bitcoin at $125k chill on me tho

depressed ?

Recuerden que la brujula se inventó antes que el reloj porque es mas importante la dirección que el tiempo