I need everyone to stop what they’re doing and read this right now
Hal@Hal_Monitor
BASEBALL YURI (1/5)
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Rooke
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Rooke
@eyeinscience
Rooke, lesbian, scientist, writer, biggest Angels fan in the PNW. I’m posting to make my wife laugh.
PNW Tham gia Aralık 2016
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@Hal_Monitor This is the greatest work of art anyone has ever produced. We should smash the statue of David and hang this up on poster presentation size poster board in a circle instead
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@millie_hillie @bamf_josten But the first time he has to go to the dentist, Neil is fully like “why would this be a problem for me, I’m fine” and then the dental tool tray comes out and he climbs out the window and now he gets drugged for the dentist
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@bamf_josten My wife has to take anxiety meds and I have to drive her to the dentist, its a common belief in our house that Andrew has to do the same for Neil.
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okey so we know neils distrust towards most all medical professionals (doctors, psychiatrists), but how does he handle dentists? does he even go? does he have any sort of routine check up with the dentist? don’t let me be more nervous abt this man’s healthcare practices
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writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"
no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words
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Today’s whiteboard outside the Mariners’ clubhouse here in Anaheim…
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Three worst weekends in the Rooke/Millie household:
1) The Brawl™️ happening the weekend before we were both planning to propose
2) The final weekend of the 2021 season
3) WHATEVER THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Rooke@eyeinscience
I’ve been here since day one motherfuckers!!!!
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I’ve been here since day one motherfuckers!!!!
Rooke@eyeinscience
I can’t think too much about Mike Trout being injured or I’ll doom spiral so
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Jo Adell is like one of my wife’s favorite Angels players lord help me
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@AngelsFaithful Please tell the boys to do a good job for me, they’re playing my wife’s team so it’s extra important
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@IlyasCigarette Stumbling Home by Smallpools!
open.spotify.com/track/5iqD1SjM…
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would anyone gaf genuinely #FirstDraftTwt
🧎🏼♀️🧎🏼♀️🧎🏼♀️@yagacrave
@lesbianhudson the head contractor for his next house is a butch lesbian and they bond over windows or whatever. shane finds out she’s a hockey fan and gives her season ottawa tix even tho she’s not an ottawa fan and her and her gf adopt shane to be their obligatory gay third wheel. real to me
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@mstiefvater Occupies a similar place in my brain as All The Crooked Saints. I cannot explain further.
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@mstiefvater Our Wives Under the Sea by Julia Armfield! Deals with death and grief using your loved one turning into a sea creature as a vehicle.
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POV: you are Maggie Stiefvater and you would like to read a Maggie Stiefvater novel that you did not write. What do I read?
SUGGESTIONS PLEASE (and tell me why)
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ok but imagine it’s a 5+1:
1. pov Ilya while his husband gets hyperfocused on the cents before preseason
2. pov bood coaxing shane to share his thoughts on the plays/ drills by showing they all actually care
3. pov troy who’s been on intense teams but never intense and healthy
M. 💌 | HR | royally married@yrs_on_purpose
Need a fic that shows just how hard Shane works towards excellence off the ice. Like, I don’t got a clue about sports in general but I do really love reading more detailed bts bits, especially when you get can the author either knows from experience or really did their homework.
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@allaboutthem3ts Do you an unfortunate Angels fan? If not, I am unfortunately here
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need one baseball girly oomf from each team… i think i have them all?
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Why does this look like what a republican wine mom would ask AI to generate
MLB@MLB
Winter is over. Let’s play ball. ❄️⚾ #SpringTraining games happen today!
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