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i do i do i do i do i do

if i saw shrek in real life i would probably scream :( and he would be like ur no different than the others

when you meet a trans guy who looks like how u wanted to look as a teenager before getting cold feet and repressing

@kittycatcardz they never make enough sections for the classes i need for my major so every semester i have to make a petition for the school to open a new section of it

course registration makes me feel like i am being hunted for sport

literally what is happening suddenly all the #etheltwt accounts are at war omg i thought we all just liked ethel cain

@kittycatcardz this happened to me a couple weeks ago and i literally dont know what happened to make that bruise like i didnt hit my leg on anything i never fell nobody threw a rock at me. but i just didnt do anything about it and it went away within like a week so i think it's fine

Content warning BIG ASS BRUISE Hey guys Does anyone know what to do when you get a big fucking bruise

@doctorbattle taco bell mention is a cheat code fr

@fernified I'm sorry? Can't hear you over the sound of my notifications going cwazy

@fernified does and that's true strength

@kittycatcardz im in new york :)

how do i know all these ppl online and none of them are in new york

Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people

1 dollar christmas sweater

@kittycatcardz kittycatcardz going corporate 💔

a lot of the jokes i make on here are things i probably could have comfortably gotten away with last year but i think i have too many followers to be doing this now

@doctorbattle ignore it idk.. the whole thread is annoying

@fernified They did the pancakes waffles thing what am I supposed to do

yeah nobody said it ruled when it happened to girls either

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

BUT I STILL BELIEVE IN NEBRASKA DREAMIN.......

@doctorbattle right

@fernified ur just mad because ur miserabl

pussy ass bitch blocked me but lesbian who never gets bothered by men and has a thick gf? girl i wish

@Beefylettuce__ good im in new york for school now im having a blast

@fernified Hiii! How have you been fern?

ok sorry for the incel posting i need to tell a pathetic loser of a man to khs at least once every three months or else i start coughing up blood i hope u will forgive me

@Beefylettuce__ hiii beefyyyyyyy omg

@fernified Honestly this is the realest tweet I’ve ever read