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two plushies walk into a bar one says "i'm stuffed" the other replies "dude you gotta stop doing this shit we haven't even sat down yet can we just have a nice lunch"

wtf bro not oliver tree bro whatttttt

just realized i can write down my fantasies and lowkey there are flames rising up from the page rn

i’m sad and horny and canadian

shoutout to ontario for muskoka chairs

nobody fw bright sun travels like i do

shit had me bawling as a 10 year old

portal 2 ending first thing that came to mind

woah letterboxd easter egg,,

what a fucking movie

where's the ceo of sweet potato fries. i need to drain their balls

@ovrlydrained this is exactly why aoty is worse

the longer you look at this image the worse it gets

i think i might go to the theatre solo and rewatch obsession before it's gone

i have a slim jim where my penis should be

i love working on music cuz the day goes by so fast

wow... horny!

@MizuTFT ugh

what if i let him hit

@weaverfuck W braps

my body is like if there was a make the ugliest piece of shit competition and some jackass was like ah yes i've got it and synthesized my ugly ass