Gerrit

@spacemnke So sideways chop until some random drop. Fml

This is extreme momentum. The Nasdaq 100 just went from oversold to overbought in 11 sessions, the fastest transition in 40 years of data. For context, the previous fastest move took 25 sessions, coming off the Liberation Day low. A 3- 8% pullback is to be expected. That’s usually a dip buy.

The man who spent a year literally begging for a Nobel peace prize is attacking the pope for advocating for…peace.

On the Blockade of the Blockade: Who is at incremental risk from the US blockade of the virtually complete blockade by Iran of the Strait of Hormuz? Iran, which risks losing the income generated by its oil exports and the "tolls" it charged the few “friendly ships” previously allowed to transit the Strait. Importing Nations: Countries—such as China and Pakistan—that had been able to secure passage for some oil imports. The US, which is committing more military assets to police its blockade, is also increasing the risk of direct kinetic engagement. The Global Economy: Companies, countries, and households worldwide are facing the burden of what is likely to be another leg up in the price of energy, helium, fertilizers, etc... #economy #markets #middleeastwar #hormuz #blockade

Things with Iran are going so well they sent Melania out to try and distract everyone with the Epstein files. 🍿🍿🍿 Anyway I'm sure gas prices will go back down soon. 5D chess, etc.

Preview: We’ve done everything we set out to do. Iran is nothing now. We won. They lost. Hormuz this and that. I am the best president. Ever. NATO sucks. We won. They lost. I am the best president. Ever.

@spacemnke "Orange clown in cognitive decline spews fake news"

This aged well

Charlie Munger once said Berkshire fell 50% for him three different times and it never bothered him. The edge isn’t avoiding that feeling but it’s staying grounded in your thesis when everything around you is trying to make you act emotionally.

@spacemnke I feel like I'm trading in a simulation. Got killed on uso puts and calls. Now spx calls.

@gerritstroh We have analysts that do their thing. I do my thing. MonkeyBOT does its thing. I sometimes take mBOT trades if it aligns with my plan.

I’m thinking of giving away a discount on monkeyBOT. Thinking 15% (first ever)… Id consider 30% if we get some interest here. Slap like and I’ll convince management to consider it. 🖤

I'm so sick of him. I'm sick of people pretending he's not an idiot. I'm sick of his lies and his disgusting amorality. I'm sick of his face, his voice, his smirk. I'm sick of his inability to say even one thing remotely kind or humble or appropriate ever. I'm just so sick of him

Wow US officials tell The Post they no longer believe it is possible to achieve the war's original goals of overthrowing the Iranian regime and putting its nuclear program permanently out of reach, per WaPo

Yeah, but have you heard about our ballroom??

Trump is suspending sanctions on Iran and Russia, which will put over $15 billion in their treasuries to help them fund the wars against us. It’s stunning. We have never ever seen this level of war incompetence in American history.

chat is this good

Fidelity actually tells their customers the cons of Dynamic Currency Conversion. Think that's the 1st time we've seen it. Good for them.

BREAKING: Iran announces the Strait of Hormuz is open to all countries except the United States, Israel, and their allies.

@DrEliDavid @googlemaps @Google Ok now do GoM

🚨 Breaking: @googlemaps changed the name of the longest street in Tehran (and one of the longest in the world) from "Valiasr" to "Pahlavi" street, its original pre-Islamic revolution name 👇 Well done @Google 👏

@JJWatt No tip Mr Pink said it best

Paying taxes at this point feels like funding criminals

The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never allow the dumbest member of the herd to lead them.