Greek Buzzard

@hihatchie This reminds me of when my red haired friend said he like Prince Harry because his kind has been in damage control since Carrottop

I can't hate on Lily Rose Depp because I need as many fellow girls with three strands of hair on their heads on the front lines as possible

@glittergraphixx I took this photo. Can I get photo cred?

@hihatchie Haz I need you to catch up so we can talk about it

I’ve got such severe Pump Rules fomo cos I fell behind years ago that I’m up early before work researching so I don’t miss another day of the collective drama bonding

Meghan Markle is punching

@hihatchie BRB gonna vibe to “when we were young” - the killers

Why am I wasting money on therapy every week when I have Poshmark

@hihatchie 😈

Already had food poisoning twice this year … which one of you hexed me :(

@ginawaggy Chlamydia is too

Euthanasia is a beautiful name for a girl

@hihatchie Why would you do this

Burger King fries are pathetic

@hihatchie Hatchie is on one

There is a light that never goes out and it’s in my stomach

@hihatchie Here to watch the demise of twitter 🍿

Welcome back @greenbuzzard

I fight for my life every afternoon parallel parking on the opposite side of the road from what I’m used to in front of a flock of gawking teenage Alex G fans

@pringlesverse Sounds like a good convo

Ok Crosby we get it man! You’re not a virgin !!!

@MarvelousCrane It’s the vibe of the thing

Happy birthday to the Mabo decision. Time for Australia to pay the fuckin rent

@browncardigan69 This slaps

Holy shit. Try endure 30 seconds of this. youtu.be/K7SoztdOtY0

@hihatchie You’re the first person I come to when I need info

Why do I research celebrity gossip like it’s my job

@babaganoujgood A decision was made at that dip fridge

@glittergraphixx Matt, will you play Your Low at Sheffield show ??

@glittergraphixx Watercress?

What herb is this

@glittergraphixx WE LOVE MUSIC!!!

Where my gig piglets at

@gabwinterfield Thurston Moore used 5 pedals

pedal boards are for chumps - if u you need ten million pedals to sound good on guitar you basically suck at playing. sorry kevin shields sonic youth blah blah ive heard it all before and i dont care.