Hammie

I’m going to take a photo of my journal right now and fucking get you!!

@fwnadier The most original and funniest user ever!!

@fwnadier ITS TRULY GIVING TREE YOUR SO RIGHT!!

@rindotnet Thank you RIN!! I’m really cracking original jokes tn!

@hambotimes lolol funniest thing all night hahahahah!!!!

yall mind if a white boy speaks a little bit of english tonight

Poop

THANK YOU!! @Kihorri I’m so in love with them 🫶🏻🫶🏻

Please ignore my opponent. He’s having a temper tantrum due to the enforcement of my policies VOTED upon by the people. I get shit done, he just cries!

@RATkingz_ SHAME ON YOU!! You’re so in your own ass about this fantasy land that you are ignoring the PEOPLE you are supposed to serve. 98% of these fishermen want new careers that pay more and are stable for their families. My administration is working hard to KILL the industry for THEM!

@hambotimes Shame on you for slandering the HARD WORKING Utah marlin semen fisherman and their GAY MARLIN BUDDIES who they SUCK OFF.

These Marlin were homophobic, racist and terrorist planning to slaughter and enslave the human race. Do you support terrorism?? Do you support being a Marlins bitch? The people voted for me because I advocate for THEM!! Not the Marlins

Something funny

I need a man who would let me watch him poop

What up sexy

@miuyumemi @yumekiki4335 Kiki happens to just be everywhere. I’m so sorry that you have had to go through this.

due to multiple public statements that others have made about @yumekiki4335 harassing and threatening minors which i find absolutely disgusting, i will also make a statement due to the issues that me and my community have dealt with involving this person to warn others. before reading this, please take a look at the quoted post by Cloud for other evidence. kiki was warned multiple times in my discord server for being rude to others in message & voice channels. both myself and my moderators sent her messages warning her but she ignored them and continued to post art as if nothing happened. at first i wanted to give her the benefit of doubt because she is autistic (i have autism as well), but it turns out she is using her autism & mental health as an excuse to go out of her way to harm others. kiki was banned from my server yesterday for straight up harassing members in my server for no reason. after being banned, she started messaging people outside of my server and harassing them as well. during her time in my server, she admitted to sending death threats to people online, specifically in the kirby community. the first image is screenshots that include a small portion of the messages that kiki sent in my server, and what kiki sent privately to a member in my server after she was banned. the second & third image are screenshots of public social media posts that she made against other people. i originally wanted to ban kiki and forget about the situation, but this behavior is absolutely disgusting and should not be excused, especially when the harassment is often unprovoked and is directed towards minors. again, if you haven't, please read the post quoted below by Cloud. i am sorry to any victims that were harmed by her. i want my community to be a safe space and this behavior is absolutely not tolerated, i will be taking care in preventing this better in the future.

@5SOS I stay consistent 💪💪

@catsburgers Lara croft

i hate this game bruh

I be making banger sandwiches atm🥪

@catsburgers @kimi4everr I gotta get bobs burgers

@hambotimes @kimi4everr did someone say burgers

all about me :3

Cheeeeeeese😀