BRIMA

only a hater who doesn't like seeing me live comfortably will tell me to get out of my comfort zone.

I need this so bad rn

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

@femmefriction i almost forgot its pride month,anyway it is true that all men are midkey 🏳️‍🌈

dishwasher technician stops mid work to say “im a manly man and dont take this the wrong way or nothin but your husband is VERY pretty. thats a good lookin fella. last time i was here and saw em stopped me in my tracks” damn near choked on my coffee 😭😂

@imfynerthanfyne reminded me of my convo with 911 operator: Me: Please send an ambulance immediately. My wife is about to give birth. Operator: Is THIS her first baby? Me: No, I am her husband. Operator hung up

i just called 911 accidentally and the operator picked up and asked if i’m okay. i said "yes sorry that was an accident" he hung up in my face 😭😭😭😭😭😭 now what if the killer was forcing me to say that????? he didn't even try a little bit 😭😭

@UTDTrey you forgot mentioning that all are MESSI'S

Lmao Portugal have scored all of Argentina’s goals in one match 😂😂😂

@weehmzeee hawafai kukusoma

Inner me. Huyu anadhani mimi ni fala

@realdebby10 Hey there Sarah, Abraham's wife

If Ronaldo scores for Portugal today let me be barren for life.

@Vickthefan wachana tuh nayo

Deal ikikataa kuivana usiforce, labda iko na maswara na hujui unakuwa protected

@BadassNoir wdym that was not a goal

@KubiatDan must be fully idle

How do you all even make such discoveries?

@Adrian_realestt this guy😅

I really pitty these men who don't go down on ladies. We don't go down there because we enjoy doing it, We're also actually not just licking. we're smelling for some strange odour, looking for any signs of pimples or dry skin, we're also tasting... If it doesn't taste like a coin just call it quits my brother

@Mirema_world look for other ways

Nobody is doing it like me because this probably not the right way to do it

@ombotojr LIONEL MESSI

Say the word Cristiano Ronaldo and get 10k likes.

@tevvytev cold mate

spending $16k on a funeral for someone who is already going to hell is insane!!