Daniel Fálonípè
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Daniel Fálonípè
@ifdanieldid
Building https://t.co/yqkb5AlDGg – Find top creators to launch your next campign. Founder https://t.co/HS92g3YzVl – Growth Marketing Agency for ambitious brands.
Washington, DC Tham gia Şubat 2020
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@victorfatanmi Still, you’ll make it work. Children are a blessing.
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I'm so tempted.
But mehn, one child is a greater responsibility than my two businesses put together 😅
ARYA™@elia_mafhh
This is one of my favorite videos of all time. As a child psychologist, it’s a perfect example of joint attention, preverbal communication, and coregulation.
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@victorfatanmi It’s only one season, andI hope he’s here next season. Go Slot! 🤭
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You have a Premier League medal on your profile entirely thanks to standards embodied and carried by Mo Salah, and now he only does it in the gym??
I don't think I'd watch the Premier League next season if he remains coach.
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨🚨 Arne Slot has responded to Mohamed Salah's comments about standards at Liverpool: “The standards are not only important in the gym”. 👀🏋🏼♂️ “It’s also on the pitch. Okay. You understand me? Without me saying anything?”.
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"This will never work"
"Stupid idea"
A solo app founder just hit 24.7m views on a video he made on our platform.
Fuck the haters
Gaurav@gauravsbuilding
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Today, we kill influencer marketing.
Just enter your website and create your brand’s own hyper-realistic AI influencer.
Fastlane then creates thousands of videos of your influencer promoting your product, all cloned from viral content.
Deploy your own AI UGC army in seconds:
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@flyairpeace I booked a flight to Abuja using Paystack and was charged twice – $122 (2x)
No receipt for the duplicate payment, and only one flight was ticketed.
How do I get a refund?
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I sprayed over ₦500,000 on stage because a Fuji musician called my name and hyped me up.
My colleague gave him my name and my company name from the crowd.
He called it out on the microphone and started singing my praise.
Something entered me immediately.
I was in full Agbada. I felt powerful. I felt seen.
I started transferring to the money changer. Collecting mint notes. Spraying without counting.
The musician kept going. I kept spraying.
When they moved to the next person I walked back to my seat feeling like a champion.
That was when I checked my phone.
Five transfers. ₦100,000 each.
₦500,000.
My body calmed down immediately.
I left that party quietly.
Those musicians dey use juju ehn. Nothing wey anybody won tell me. 😞
𝙱𝙸𝙶 𝚂𝙷𝙰𝙱𝚉 𓃵 ²³¹@omoiyaakeem
drop a mistake you’re not proud of but learned from.
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You are now watching a master at work.
Tunde Onakoya@Tunde_OD
On my way to becoming the first Nigerian man to play chess at the Louvre 🇫🇷 — the world’s largest and most prestigious museum.
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Agree. Met an older man randomly in a Washington-Dulles lounge two weeks ago ranting to himself about why juice is more expensive than water despite being unhealthy. I jokingly whispered to him “won fe ke mu juice dandan niyen sir”. He lol’d!
We were seated next each other on the flight to Lagos for about 12hrs and had some wonderful conversations – where I realized who he ACTUALLY is and why speaking to him would probably be one of the best things I do this year.
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Not true in my experience.
Nigerians are more likely to (at least) respond to greeting home and abroad, regardless of class or social status
Cross˚@Elkrosmediahub
Already knew the other guy wasn’t Nigerian even before he mentioned it. No Nigerian in that class will even as much as properly respond to salutation from you (as a Nigerian), unless he knows you are in same income bracket as him.
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@AskMichaelTaiwo Wrong.
Tattoos have existed for many generations before us. It was visible, it was beautiful. From my parents, to their grandparents, and the grandparents before them. They made sense of the ink then, we make sense of it now.
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Black people don’t have any business with tattoos.
Half the time, you can’t even make sense of the ink on their bodies.
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@the_beardedsina Ori gbogbo won ti daru. Awon alainikan se.
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Okay... I really don't understand the TL
So if someone doesn't support your candidate, the person doesn't want Nigeria to progress?
So if someone doesn't support Peter Obi, the person is an enemy of progress and hater of Nigeria?
Is that what it is now?
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This…is…it
People can’t stand that he was formerly ‘broke’. They detest that he did the ‘bare minimum’ but somehow made something out of it. The awards, records broken, recognition, Guinness World Record, all of it.
They hate to see it.
The “That could have been me” mentality.
Dumbass, it could have been, but it isn’t because you’re too lazy.
I’ve seen the playbook play out over and over.
Let the man breathe.
Ori gbogbo yin ti daru.
M.i.C@sport_affairs
@Tunde_OD Former broke boy No be your fault na If you understand people's pain you won't call it noise
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N400 then was also difficult to come by for kids. My daily allowance was N30 around ‘03/04
Myself and 5 other friends would need about 2 weeks or more to pool N400. I’m not sure how much kids make these days, but I bet 8k would be steep for them as well.
Nnamdi 🦅@_Nsznn
This ball is now sold for 8k, we used to buy it for N400.
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And this video is supposed to prove what? This is a very dumb take - and I like you a lot.
This is how most pastors make money. You can’t separate the ministry from their image, it’s just impossible. He’s on TV every week, people watch him, people love him, people buy his books. That’s how it works. The same way you’re on Youtube every day - people watch you, love your content and buy your merch. Sit this one out, sir.
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🚨Joel Olsteen CONFRONTED On ABSURD SPENDING Of Church Funds?
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As a developer, have you ever wondered:
Google Maps tells you there's
traffic ahead in real time
There are no sensors on the road
So how does it know?
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@SemudaraAbayomi Oro ti o kan e rara. Ifoti melo lo fun e? Maa double e. 😂
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When I was working as a pump attendant, a man used to come with his Babe. I noticed she wasn’t with him that day, so I asked if she was fine.
The man got out of his vehicle and slapped me several times.
I still don’t understand why, to this day.
ibuprofen@JenomSenju
Lecturer walked into class and I told her that her hair looked nice. till today I don’t understand why she slapped me and sent me out of the class.
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