smit

follow me only if you are a real mfer

@TheKingOfStank You're a wise man stanky

@itsoksmit And this is why I don't buy a ton of warhammer stuff.

One of my biggest financial regrets is buying a brand new BMW XM with my newfound money. I sold it within a year. My eyes still get watery thinking about how much of my hard earned money that car snorted up.

@sandislonjsak indeed. ima never fumble like that again

@itsoksmit looks like you have second chance to right the wrong

You live you learn 🤷‍♂️

@TheKingOfStank But we get adult responsibilities on early access hardware. This needs a patch

@itsoksmit You know tjose first 7 years are fore learning to deal wth kids right?

It would've been so much easier if our prefrontal cortex fully developed by age 18 instead of 25. We wouldn’t have to spend 1/3 of our lives on autopilot like NPCs, making questionable decisions with unfinished hardware.

This website is tearable.

One thing America is right about is having 4-6 cups of filter coffee to start the day.

maybe i should start a youtube channel

@DickTrout Some of the most profound content comes from the bathroom

@itsoksmit Shit posting is underrated.

pooped the literal best poop of my life

@magic_bubblez Thank you

@itsoksmit congrats

@evan_thayer it changed my bloodline forever

@itsoksmit did it breach

@TrungTPhan @grok is this real?

SCOOP: McDonald’s CEO will resign from the chain to join Anthropic. “I treasure my decades in the food industry,” he said in a statement. “But AI is moving so fast, I want to explore more creative work as an individual contributor.” He joins as member of the kitchen staff.

@BaledonEast always 💪

@itsoksmit We ball

I’ve been feeling overwhelmed lately, juggling a million things at once. But it’s okay. All I can do is give it my best. There’s light at the end of the tunnel.

interviewer: what's your greatest weakness? me: oh they're all pretty great

The day that 1 moot unfollows me ima leave Twitter forever

@Manixh02 why do you need a VPS though?

Fkkkkkk! 8GB Ram VPS isn't enough to handle this Load😭😭 _ 500 Internal Server Error.😭😭 - Anyone want to sponsor me a good VPS Pls!