Mo Jacoby

“What are your hobbies?” Is the most humbling question

Just walked into the NZ equivalent of the IRS, explained my problem, spent 3 minutes waiting, and received everything I need… but god do I miss Costco and Sunday night football

These kiwis have never seen a hesi pull-up 3 before and it shows #bagwork #gentrify

@CharlieZNFL Aged awfully

Game is already unwatchable

Got the worm today! (The worm was also hungover and lazy)

@sylvia_jac96722 My chaser tonight is In the Party by Flo Milli

The lion underestimated the impact that a 24 hour travel day would have on his body and his hygiene

Someone’s bubbie just maneuvered their way to the front of the bar #gamerecognizesgame

It’s a fricking nursery back here in 27A

I can’t be the only one who gets a little excited answering a security question

Is going to a thrift store with a cortado performative enough or should I bring the labubu with me?

@sylvia_jac96722 Such a throwback. CBTM

How I imagine “Speed enforced by aircraft” is actually enforced

Definitely not the beetle but I think spider and ladybug are contenders

Sort of makes you wonder who calls the shots over there

Killed a huge cockroach but now I’m worried Big Insect is teaming up to get me

There needs to be a word for nibbling on the side dishes too hard while the main meal is still cooking and then being full when it’s time to eat.

@sylvia_jac96722 That’s my thing!

Listening to Faye Webster as I hit legs. Hope this tweet reaches the target Galveston audience.

Low socks at the gym today and feeling like a total pleb. Might have to ego lift to show I’m not a total newbie

The Toyota Highlander to Subaru SUV is a pipeline that needs to be studied