Mr. Crungus

There’s not enough racist peanut in my life

A boyfriend/girlfriend from a dating app is farm raised, otherwise they are wild caught

Oh no they left their baby outside overnight, get a CPA over here stat!

Skim birth

Who does it better, baby goats or the deaf?

We all know how a good basketball team builds chemistry…

Oh wow it’s a soup bike!

Wow there’s no seats at the Harris Teeter bar

I want to be the exclusive manager of your assets

I can’t believe they just pitchmaxxed on me

I noticed it dries fast, make sure they hire a moistener

Wow you barely touched your Snickerdog, Braden has dogged three already

Stop thinking about that, you’re a Roads guy now

Mailman control everything important in their neighborhoods, you have no idea of their true power

I’ll take the shrimp floor please

I’ve never known myself

She went to a pickle party and she never told me

Would you rather be Spuddy Ruggins or Dusty Feelgood

Today is a great degreasing women Saturday