fent czar

as a venue door worker i determine rave quality by how many ukranian guys show up

everything was a fuckin game to this guy

when i went to montreal i thought desjardins was a public park

@sped_bundy @snowiecone :D

@snowiecone @killdozed

gun to your head name a canadian

@pseudosex 🫂

@sped_bundy are those non amphetamine adhd meds any good amphetamines just make me unable to swallow food which derails my entire day

it would be cool if vyvanse or adderall did anything productive for me

@lulaf0rtune no i'm deeply closeted

@killdozed Wait… you’re gay?

i'm not gay i'm deeply closeted

[watching my thoughts pass by] wack... wack.... profound.... wack.....

6am. monday. kundled.

i look nothing like the woman i'm told i look like all the time

@as_someone_who PLEASE get her on

Courtney Love is the newest fan of my gameshow lol

my life is very low stakes

i spend all week waiting for my shift at the dessertery to workshop my chocolate sauce/mango coulis bunny and cat drawings that may delight a child for 20 seconds before they smear it all over the plate

as a shitty and autistic waitress the casino butter waitress mogs me so hard the video genuinely makes me feel bad about myself

i love

@sped_bundy best i can do is kundled

probably feels so good to have sex if you’re horny

97歳おばあちゃんのネイル。さくら🌸

@sped_bundy also because rotting in bed not eating is my vice i can't perceive it as a trophy because you literally just didn't get up and eat. just lazy as hell to me every jiggle of a woman's beautiful fat ass is the symbol of my failure/a burger i couldn't force down

@sped_bundy i get ana if you were a fat kid or something but bc i was always underweight it has no novelty to me and i just find it unattractive and exhausting so the way i talk about it triggers anorexics a lot i lowkey think it's why oomf just frienddumped me to chill w my rapist LOL

i have had literally every eating disorder and i feel like arfid is the final boss