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@SandyHorne61 @DorothyDixer12

@DorothyDixer12 Sorry, but this is just AI. It did not win that comp.

Beeutiful 🐝🐝🐝 National Geographic Award winning photograph of the year 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

National Geographic Award winning photograph of the year. So beautiful. 🐝🐝🐝

@PeteSamuels5 @Classicbritcom 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@Classicbritcom You may say that, I couldn't possibly comment.

Remembering the late Actor, Ian Richardson CBE (7 April 1934 – 9 February 2007)

@latenightercom I wonder if 2 weeks allows at least 2 weekends for golfing 🏌️‍♀️ ⛳️ down at Mar á Largo ?

Jimmy Kimmel on Trump extending his Iran deadline: "It's always two weeks. He's like a conscientious employee. He always gives two weeks' notice." Cue the supercut:

This is so accurate. I’ve been to two catholic mass funerals and I was tired afterwards 😭😭😭😭

@cybrgalaxy @peterrhague

@peterrhague The worst? Whoever made the toilet.

Brands that have done well out of Artemis 2: Apple GoPro Nutella Brands that have done less well: Microsoft

@B63Scotty @DorothyDixer12 Wasn’t it Sir Humphrey who said ‘the ship of state, is the only one which leaks from the top rather the bottom’ ?

Trump is looking for the media “Leaker”

The next Board of Peace meeting is going to be really fucking awkward.

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@Ruleslawyer01 @noplaceforsheep

#auspol 🤣

BREAKING 🚨: This will remain EPIC 🔥 Trump 🇺🇸: If NATO can't stop IRAN, We will take Greenland from Europe⚡ IRAN 🇮🇷: "If Europe can't protect Greenland, call us. Iran will protect it from mindless Trump" 🔥🔥🗿 COURAGE 💪: 101%🔥

Maybe I have daddy issues but I think he got hotter

Good Dog 🤎🤎🤎🤎

@B63Scotty @BulwarkOnline You know when he does that ‘accordion’ 🪗 thing with his hands, he’s telling a ginormous whopper of a pork pie 🥧

@BulwarkOnline 25th Amendment now, please.

Trump: "I'm polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela. So after I'm finished with this I can got to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take long. I'm good at language. I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president."

Slightly concerned about what the Artemis crew might find when they go around the Moon today

@B63Scotty @atrupar @KelrosAnd Lord mercy

@atrupar @KelrosAnd The irony.

Q: What do you say to those who say hitting power plants could be a war crime? TRUMP: I'm not worried about it. You know what's a war crime? Allowing a sick country with demented leadership to have a nuclear weapon. If I allowed that to happen like 7 other presidents did -- you know, many of them are saying off the record and behind the scenes they should've done this a long time ago. Every one of those presidents should've done it and actually, as you know, off the record, they're doing it off the record because they haven't got the courage to say it -- those presidents are giving me a lot of credit. This should've been done by Obama, Clinton, the Bushes.

Manager: Good morning. This is your final reminder. Gen Z: Morning. About what exactly? Manager: Failure to be physically seated in the office by 6:30 AM for the 7:00 AM virtual meeting is being noted as insubordination. Gen Z: For a virtual meeting? Manager: Yes. Continued non-compliance may lead to disciplinary action, including suspension, as per company policy. Gen Z: So just to be clear, I have to physically report to the office... to attend a virtual meeting? Manager: Correct. Confirm immediately once you are seated. Gen Z: Noted. For clarity, I will not be physically appearing for a virtual meeting. Manager: Excuse me? Gen Z: I will be attending virtually, as the meeting format suggests. Manager: That is not how this works. Gen Z: Threatening suspension over location instead of attendance feels less like policy and more like PowerPoint abuse. Manager: Are you refusing instruction? Gen Z: No. I’m online. I’m attending. I’m just refusing the performance art.