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Newspaper, newspaper Can't take no more You're here every morning Waitin' at my door And I'm just tryin' to kiss you And you stab my eyes Make me blue forever Like an island sky And I'm not pretending That it's all okay Just let me have my coffee Before you take away the day

‼️BREAKING: A source in the US air force, who asked to remain anonymous, told me that it was actually a clogged toilet that forced F-35 to make an emergency landing earlier today.

Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has called on the US and Israel to cease their attacks against Iran after fresh strikes on energy infrastructure sent oil prices spiralling. #iran #middleeast #energy #fuel #oil

Utterly sick of Australian politicians of any description, but particularly the Prime Minister and state Premiers, complicitly supporting Israel’s atrocity, barbarism and crimes against humanity, and then rocking up to a mosque for photo ops and brownie points. Get utterly fucked

Could the media stop with this bullshit? CPI adjustments to poverty payments are not a "cash boost" and it's a disgusting insult to say so. Try listening to people forced to live below the poverty line for a change instead of regurgitating Labor spin. (Fixed it for you, btw.)

It's encouraging to see powerful genocide enablers are losing their shit, it's getting to them x.com/sunrisemvmt/st…

An absolutely insane start to a story.

@ShaneOliverAMP With any hope. But the big hope is a massive drop in NOM.

Population grth remains strongest in WA, Qld & Vic but it’s slowing. Net interstate migration to Qld is cooling as interstate migration out of NSW slows…likely reflecting the deterioration in relative housing affordability in Qld. In time this will likely slow Qld home prices

@TheAusInstitute All talk for now

Breaking – the prime minister's department has requested options to impose a new tax on gas giants. This is welcome news and could be very good for the country! 👏👏👏 Read more: theaus.in/4rOupRP

@TheBarrelMind "This is not X, this is Y" This is exhausting AI "prose".

Pearl GTL has been hit – and is now offline. This cannot be understated. Pearl is not just another facility. It is the world’s largest gas-to-liquids plant, one of the most complex and capital-intensive energy projects ever built. Operated by Shell, it taps directly into Qatar’s North Field and converts gas into high-value liquid fuels at massive scale: • ~140,000 b/d of GTL products • ~120,000 b/d of NGLs and ethane This is not marginal supply. This is core, high-quality barrel substitution capacity. The project itself is enormous: – $19 billion capex – Fully integrated from offshore wells to export – Two GTL trains online since 2011 – One of Shell’s top three assets globally by value And now it’s offline. This is a structural hit, not a headline. What makes Pearl even more critical is not just scale – it’s what it produces and how it reaches the market. Shell’s downstream and global supply chain is a key advantage in monetising these specialised GTL products. Much of the base oil output feeds directly into Shell Lubricants, anchoring a high-margin value chain. The slate is unique: • ultra-clean diesel and kerosene • naphtha for petrochemicals • n-paraffins and premium base oils QatarEnergy also plays a central role in marketing, with years of experience placing GTL products into global markets. And Pearl is not just big – it is exceptionally reliable. Known for uniform, high-quality output, it has carved out premium niches: – aromatic-free fuels used in urban environments like the Paris Olympics – high-performance drilling fluids that helped Shell capture share in the US Take this offline, and you don’t just lose barrels. You lose specialised molecules, premium margins, and deeply integrated supply chains. At a time when LNG is disrupted, crude flows are constrained, and refining systems are under pressure, this removes one of the most sophisticated conversion hubs in the global energy system. The market is not just tightening. It is losing quality, flexibility, and resilience – all at once. 🛢️

Looks like an F-35 profile to me in IR. Remember: stealth is just radar optimization. We're clearly looking at IR and seeing full afterburner. One of the first design compromises in the F-35 program with Lockheed's design was this unoptimized, circular exhaust nozzle. Cost and weight cut after they beat the X-32, costs escalated our last great Middle Eastern disaster, 2003 Iraq, was consuming the DoD budget.

$3.08 at the bowser in Quilpie today. Eastbound, be interesting to see how it changes. My bulk supplier just advised he can now fill the order I put in a week before the fireworks started. It is going to hurt.

"Given this government reflexively committed us to this war with even less forethought than previous governments in the last several wars, it would more accurately be described as Albanese’s rubber-stamp war." #auspol michaelwest.com.au/costs-of-albos…

@Mon4Kooyong All talk until they do something. 40% seppo owned, 20% Japanese?

I asked the Treasurer for this in Question Time last week. Woodside and Santos are set to make massive profits from our oil and gas internationally, while Australians are struggling to afford petrol, gas, diesel, and electricity. We have to immediately change our tax settings to support Australians and get a fair return on our finite national resources. abc.net.au/news/2026-03-2…

We had no problems with Iran or it's people until we were told otherwise by the USA directed by Israel.

@jmaher568869 ...slumlord celebrity golfer

Iranian politician - PhD in quantum physics of philosophy, authored 17 books, fought in 3 defensive wars while doing 4th dissertation, speaks 3 languages US politician - borderline illiterate pedophile

Last Eid, after being displaced for more than a year and a half, we finally managed to return to our home in the southern Gaza Strip. The house was worn out and full of damage, but I tried to repair it with the very limited resources I had, without any help. I was just trying to bring a bit of life back into it, so we could feel that we had returned and celebrate Eid inside it, even if only modestly. And indeed, we managed to celebrate… despite everything. But today, nothing is left. I opened the gallery on my phone to look at pictures of our home… and I cried. Everything is gone years of hard work, all the small dreams I built with my own hands, vanished in a moment. It’s as if the house never existed, and with it, my joy and hope for Eid disappeared. This Eid is nothing like any other… I am without a home, without shelter, and without any sense of happiness.

For those not following at home it is functionally illegal to criticise Israel in any capacity as an artist now in Australia without being legally questioned. A member of the Jewish lobby actually had exclusive pre-access to the Sydney Biennale to “approve” all the art included.

All talk for now

BREAKING: Police have raided ‘Dorothy Day House’ in Greenslopes, Brisbane. The Christian community living there has been proudly displaying this now-illegal banner.