Laurel Rogers

@VPL @chizzak 's #favebedtimestory is Go Away, Big Green Monster!

Dammit, Hydra.

. @CityFood_mag at @ThaasChocolates drinking Passionista & The Campfire. "tastes like campfire!" #hotchocolatefest

. @CityFood_mag we're at Schokolade drinking Extra Dark, Snow White, & 2x Dark & Spicy, & pralines #hotchocolatefest

@mybearlady @hide_your_fires omg

@hide_your_fires @mybearlady oh thank god it's not just me.

@mybearlady @hide_your_fires GUYS GUYS I DON'T EVEN WHAT DO I DO GUYS youtu.be/PCQeKU1t1do

@lifeboatclub @mybearlady Dat #fakecrabmeat.

@lifeboatclub @mybearlady it was pretty harrowing. Mostly I feel bad for the homeless guy though. I mean, wtf was he gonna do with all that?

@mybearlady @lifeboatclub Sam what are you saying about me

@mybearlady @lifeboatclub "To this day, I cannot stand the taste of fake crab meat." - Laurel Rogers, 2013

@mybearlady @xorbyte @hide_your_fires I would probably never sleep if I could drink that any time I wanted to.

@mybearlady @hide_your_fires @lifeboatclub Grub like a champ, not like a chump. You're welcome.

@hide_your_fires @mybearlady @lifeboatclub THERE'S MORE: imgur.com/a/J9r3P

If I recall, ain't no rules says a dog can't be pope. #somejokeaboutdogma

“@mybearlady: Pascal is #truthbombing all over the place.” Truth. Bombs.

@hide_your_fires @laurelpr Relevant tumblr find: 25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb6q4uV… #blaiseingup

@mybearlady, don't worry, it gets better. Just wait until he starts talking about "excremental whiteness." @lifeboatclub

@lifeboatclub @hide_your_fires me too guys :( except I'm not in class. Does this make me a better student?

@mybearlady @hide_your_fires @lifeboatclub Goosecopter ((tm) Sara Shayan)