Devon

Probably the greatest Smite world champion game I’ve ever saw! Congratulations @KnightsGG #SWCAtHome #SWC also nice to see Qvofred finally get his ring!

I give good head because I’m not good in the head.

A cry for help, but it’s just me asking people to come over to my house.

Hold tf on guys, I might’ve spoken this into existence

@rebbford GIVE THE TIGRIS AN INCARNON, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

@kalaelizabeth I just did this with a friend, if you have someone to help guide you through the Star chart only a few weeks

If I start Warframe, how long is it going to take for me to unlock the romances?

I’m tonguing someone’s bootyhole this Christmas

@PlayWarframe What time?

The wait is almost over for #Warframe ’s next major update. The Old Peace will arrive on all platforms December 10. wrfr.me/4oj9J2J

American Dad > Family Guy

She left my house with some white on her chin, can say I Papa Smurfed her

It’s only the things I love that die, never me.

Who would you die for?

It should’ve been me lord, I was the one sucking dick for money

A switch, a sub, and a dom are the best trio of people

Whenever says “Your mom” to me

It’s been a rough few weeks, someone sit on my face.

@nocontextmemes It turned out better than she’d imagine

As the late great Colonel Sanders said, “I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”

Cooter Economics 101