HI! I'm Tom!

You can tell how witty someone thinks they are, by what tweet they have pinned on their profile. *pins to profile*

Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

@Delta Hats off to "TJ" at the JFK Sky Club, B32. Awesome customer service and so knowledgeable :). He is a brand experience whiz! #kudos #TravelTuesday

@businessbarista Ozempic - it's not new!

The best brand turnarounds in recent memory: Abercrombie Lego Bryson DeChambeau Zuck Aioli (read: mayo) Reddit Gap Crocs Boring businesses Nicotine (read: zyn) Birkenstock Kale Nerds candy Stanley Energy drinks (read: celsius) What else?

Text-to-image after experiencing something like this? No way! I'll write a bit more about the setup in the🧵 #ai #art

@KanersEnforcer Did you have it? Tell us more. I just don't get what problem it's solving? Did Starbucks make it up? Did it exist before in some village somewhere and starbucks copied it? The idea of olive oil in my coffee makes me want to hurl.

Don’t do the Oleato thing at Starbucks. Just don’t.

It is fascinating how in life we are all to happy to assume someone (or something) with a silver tongue has competence behind the chitchat. Just because it can riff like Aunt Susan after two glasses of Chardonnay, doesn't mean it's…lnkd.in/ezZXPzGS lnkd.in/egqbA33Y

Boots' recent move into # #digital #healthcare is causing a stir! (The company's key mission is to improve customer and patient outcomes while also lowering the cost of care). It is well known that the move towards digital has bee…lnkd.in/dM949SU4 lnkd.in/djCZ9m_8

Thought I'd see just how fast I could generate the script, art and animation of a post using only AI tools. Here's the result. It's interesting how the quality can be equally astonishing and generally just not very good all at the same time. Would love t…lnkd.in/eMuZJHCE

Digital isn't a thing. It flows through every "thing." lnkd.in/ek9Pidzv

Have you been ChatGPTing all winter? I'd be suspicious if you haven't. So many applications, and we all have so much to learn. But in addition to the fandom, a few are questioning the ethics around using it — like this kid. Me…lnkd.in/e7JqxJv9 lnkd.in/euPhxYX9

@KJMacDonald came here seeing if anyone felt the same. surprised more aren't frustrated with them. it's all filler nonsense

Rocky should have more pull-through. So should Coleco and Atari. Neat find, though! lnkd.in/edA94Xga

#happynewyear ...she was drinking too much eggnog, and she stumbled out the door... #holidaysongsAI #midjourney lnkd.in/eSh4kgmh

The Jug Band's all grown up, but they're jammin' Merry Christmas 🎄 #midjourney #emmetottersjugbandchristmas lnkd.in/esJSj8Zb

The Jug Band's all grown up, but they're jammin' Merry Christmas 🎄 #midjourney #emmetottersjugbandchristmas

Don't let those smiles fool you. They're going to hate me for this for a loooong time. #cornychristmasvacation @ LGA La Guardia Airport instagram.com/p/Cmb6-WKudQ3U…

For 2.5 million years any and all progress has required storytelling as a catalyst and as a mechanism to process and "understand" the world around us. The Agricultural Revolution, the Scientific Revolution, and the Industrial Revolution (not to mention…lnkd.in/eP4W9bvU

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Good morning. Did you miss me? I’ve been working on a new game. 💀 It’s a cross between Donkey Kong and Don Quixote. I call it Donkeyote. :D #midjourney #giantwindmills #sanchopanza #aiart lnkd.in/eRVnvxvP

HO.J Simpson #aiart #midjourney lnkd.in/esBisDT6