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Mike Mentalpause

@mentalpause1

The glass is half-full AND half-empty. I can be in 2 places at the same time. This rabbit hole never ends

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Mike Mentalpause@mentalpause1·
I wish I had a particular set of skills. Mine are all random
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Mags@maggiemayyybe·
My body is a temple made for pizza and lava cakes.
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Mike Mentalpause@mentalpause1·
They've reported that Beyonce' is the richest country music artist of all time at $1 billion dollars. Thoughts?
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Stoner David@DBStoner·
They're killing scientists now. So everyone on twitter is safe.
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I don’t talk that much to other people but when I do I quickly regret it.
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CoCo@unhingebinge·
You're never too old to skip over lines in the pavement.
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Mike Mentalpause@mentalpause1·
Virginia; The Scamburger State
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Mike Mentalpause@mentalpause1·
Report me for being incongruous. I dare you
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Dr Quinn, Medicine Weirdo
Dr Quinn, Medicine Weirdo@pettyruxpinz·
I'll retweet anything I like because I'm not in a cult
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Dr Quinn, Medicine Weirdo
Dr Quinn, Medicine Weirdo@pettyruxpinz·
plenty of words are worse than "moist" for example, whatever your name is
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Stoner David
Stoner David@DBStoner·
I had a new lease on life, but it got repossessed.
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Damon Hunzeker
Damon Hunzeker@DamonHunzeker·
If at first you don't succeed, try wearing a corduroy vest.
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Mike Mentalpause@mentalpause1·
People can't be trusted, but.. Dogs can.
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Maddy 🥭🌺👗
Maddy 🥭🌺👗@MadHatterMommy·
How many of you have met your doppelgänger?
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Mike Mentalpause@mentalpause1·
I want to see referees get penalized for making a bad call. I said what I said
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CoCo
CoCo@unhingebinge·
I'm not the problem, but I can be.
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CoCo
CoCo@unhingebinge·
I'm not a feminist but I'll kick him in the balls for you if you shave your pits.
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Jen
Jen@SleepEatScream·
Shout out to the people who never make you question where you stand with them.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF@sofarrsogud·
They really should've called male frogs 'dadpoles'
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Mike Mentalpause@mentalpause1·
Squirrels are 1/2 rabbit and 1/2 rat. Prove me wrong
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