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my papa House Tham gia Ekim 2025
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Me wey dey avoid talking stage with everything in me😭
meDiNaH 🎀🍫@Dey_nahh
"You're so boring" No vex l no wan enter talking stage by mistake again😭💔
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I was down bad. Typhoid and malaria hit me same week. Went to a private hospital — doctor said drugs, drip, and lab tests would cost 27k. My dad sent me 30k that morning. Voice note came with it: “Treat yourself, no stories.
That same afternoon, my woman called me crying. Her landlord was sealing her shop that evening if she didn’t drop 25k for rent. She sold thrift clothes online and that small shop was her only base. She said she’d lose everything if he threw her load outside.
I stared at the alert. Stared at my body shaking from fever. Stared at the paracetamol I’d been popping.
I sent her 27k. Told myself I’m strong, I can hold small fever. Her shop was life or death for her. She screamed “you saved me” on the phone. Posted my picture with “my king” that night.
HONEY🦋🇺🇸🇳🇬🇬🇭@HONEYPOT3033
whats the craziest thing you have done for love?
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Apparently, this was the dress that caused all the drama this morning.
Barakat Ewatomi@Everything4Ewa
I got to work this morning, and my boss immediately started complaining about my outfit, even though there was obviously nothing wrong with it. At first, I thought she was referring to my hair, so I told her I would pack it properly, which I did, and then went inside. Not long after, she asked me to leave the premises, saying she could not allow me to remain there. I explained to her that if I left, I would not be able to return because I had already arranged my week’s plans with finance. But she said she was not ready to exchange words with me. So, to avoid unnecessary drama, I simply left
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@stfukhaleeed @martinnsSzn E no pass like that. The only reason why person go vote Tinubu na tribalism
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I met this girl on TikTok last year. We chatted for a while, and she said she would come from Abuja to Lagos to see me. She asked for $300, but I sent $500. She took the money and never showed up. When I called her for a refund, she blocked me and deleted my contact. I’m never trusting anyone online again.
tєϳɨ🥀@mrteji_
Name a SCAM
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@celebriD Sending money to my account from his.
Then putting my name is all his business ventures. After that, get some shots up, call it a day.
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Divorcing Ayesha😂
Hoops@Hoopss
You wake up in Steph Curry body. What's the first thing you doin?
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Weird is an understatement frfr
He’d be called creep, pervert, disgusting fellow, misogynist and lots more
𖣂@Vedth_
I dunno, but I'm sure if a guy had a vagina key holder he'd be called weird
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I remember you giving me cash on a space few years ago
I no forget ham 👏
I dey for you anytime my gee ❤️
Abby 🌹@onlyoneabby_
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