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When you’re special they let you do it

Howling mutant being sexy and a red head … need him

@Howlingmutant0 We love youuuuu 💘

Getting doxxed from Goodreads gotta be the lamest way to go down of all time

@meatheadmusings Tbh the whole album is full of bangers

@moidrepeller Was my shit in high school.

Few would understand

Asking for a friend

If i try to tie off a hemorrhoid at home will i die

@Nick314159Nick @BigDickBarclay @ARandomHippo_ You’re not allowed to weigh in on this!! Go back to giant world 🤓

@BigDickBarclay @ARandomHippo_ He's not that tall...

I always hated this gif because I patch drywall occasionally and this tall jerk just had to put the hole at a height where I would need a step ladder to patch it

@EricLDaugh String him up

🚨 BREAKING: Outrage is erupting nationwide after a known violent criminal with over 60 CHARGES killed US Marine Daniel Montano, 21, in Wilmington NC Davy Spencer LENGTHY record includes felonies and violent offenses. They knew. But judges released him. LOCK UP THE JUDGES.

@milkandmarrow Honestly people are just freaks. The type calling a non existent relationship of any kind *any* term at all besides “unreciprocated crush” are freakos!!!

Now that ive been properly educated on the term I don't think you should call it a "situationship" unless you are having sex. its just a weird crush so make it a relationship or move on. You are not in a situationship with the guy from church you texted twice. Subtweet.

@TomSteyer More ICE plzzzzz. You can eat shit.

"Wow" is right. ICE is a criminal organization. As governor, I'll prosecute them like one.

“Cry it out” is bad for babies. But it’s kinda ok if your toddler cries for more complex/social reasons + support looks different. A 7 year old boy can’t have cultivated the discipline to sit still and “do academics” but a 14 year old should be able to. Time and place man

The “boys in education” issue is literally the same as like 95% of parenting issues. What’s true for a certain age can be really very true (young boys don’t belong sitting in classroom fo 8 hours) but something that’s no longer relevant as they get older.

We can’t deport Haitians because then a Chinese meat packing cartel wouldn’t be able pay their federally subsidized foreign workforce less than a Sheetz cashier

Hey flaccid Im dad

Omg we’re finally letting white people invent things again thank god

@DagoSupremacy I keep a camelback of crisco on at all times

Just saw a very portly Hispanic woman with a backpack leaf blower sweating and working hard. How do these bitches stay fat?

@christopherrufo Omg 😭😭😭

SCOOP: California is giving free sex-change procedures to homeless illegal aliens. Our team went into the shelters and discovered that trans migrants are coming into the state for hormones, breast implants, and "bottom surgeries"—all on the taxpayer dime. city-journal.org/article/homele…

Putting one of my kids into the cart in the Costco parking lot and a guy with the most intense cross eyes ever walks by and says “what a cutie!” And I’m like hah yup isn’t he and he goes “i didn’t mean the baby 😏”. Guy could teach a class on rizz

Forces beyond your comprehension are working behind the scenes to see you win